Mrs. Luftwaffe (applying for the Stephenses' maid job): My room must have a color television set. And I reserve the right to choose my own wallpaper.
Samantha: I see. Now about references.
Mrs. Luftwaffe: Yes, I'll look at them now.
Samantha: (surprised) You want to see my references?
Mrs. Luftwaffe: From former housekeepers.
Samantha: Well, I'm afraid there haven't been any.
Mrs. Luftwaffe: Uuuh. That's bad. I have a rule against working for beginners.