Darrin: (playing with Larry's baby) gouch, gouch, gouch.
Samantha: Darrin, I wouldn't do that.
Darrin: Why?
Samantha: They say that baby talk isn't good for babies.
Darrin: (to the baby) Say, young fellow, what's your feeling about the income-tax situation? (the baby starts crying) Mine too.
Maurice: Samantha's had a baby?
Gladys: Yes. And after only three months.
Maurice: Three months?
Gladys: Don't you find it rather strange?
Maurice: I certainly do. It only took her mother twenty minutes.