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Norton: (decides to let Darrin go) Darrin, all I know is, a man whose wife can raise black Peruvian roses, can't be all bad.
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Aunt Clara: Well, I'll try and conjure it up (prepares spell-casting). Now, cross your fingers. (Samantha and Darrin do so)
Darrin: Is that part of the spell?
Aunt Clara: No, but I need all the luck I can get.
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Darrin: (to the officer at the police station) Do I look like the type of man who would accost ladies in the middle of the night?
Officer: No. No, I must admit you don't. You seem normal enough.
Darrin: Well, thank you, Sergeant.
Officer: By the way, what's in the bag?
Darrin: Two bat wings, half a pint of porpoise milk, four eyes of a newt.
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Aunt Clara: A Peruvian black rose was a part of the formula that they used to drive the witches out of Peru.
Samantha: I didn't know they had witches in Peru.
Aunt Clara: Well, they haven't. It worked.
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Gladys: Nobody ever had square green dots before.
Abner: Nobody ever had your chicken soup before.
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Gladys: What's the door doing here?
Darrin: It leads to another room.
Gladys: Over the front lawn?
Darrin: We're adding a nursery.
Darrin: The room hasn't been built yet.
Gladys: You mean, you put a door in the wall first?
Samantha: How else would we get into the room to build it?
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Abner: Gladys, you were born 100 years too late.
Gladys: What do you mean by that?
Abner: You'd have made a great town crier.