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Darrin: Hi, Mom.
Endora: How are you, Darrin?
Darrin: Darrin?
Endora: The name is unfamiliar to you?
Darrin: No, but I thought it was unfamiliar to you?
Endora: I'll make an agreement with you. I'll try to remember your name if you promise never to call me "Mom."
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(Samantha, Darrin, Endora and Arthur are together, drinking coffee)
Uncle Arthur: Cream, Darrin?
Darrin: Yes, please.
Uncle Arthur: (he creates instantly a cow by magic) Help yourself. (gets amused) Forgive me. I just can't help milking a joke.
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Samantha: ...after all you've done to him.
Endora: (acts very innocently) What have I done to him?
Samantha: If you'd like me to start at the beginning. On our wedding night you put him into the hotel lobby in his pajamas. (starts counting with fingers) Then...
Endora: I mean recently?
Samantha: How recently?
Endora: Well, we won't go into that.
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Samantha: (refers to uncle Arthur) He's my favorite uncle. Do you know, when I was little, he taught me to make my first pony. […] I was only four. I couldn't get the spell right.