Lisbeth: I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot! What was I thinking? Duncan Collinsworth loves himself far too much to kill himself.
Karl: Are you really serious about this? You want Marla to carry our baby. Wendy: You'd rather our child be carried by someone we don't know? Karl: No… but I'd rather it not be carried by someone with the emotional stability of Britney Spears.
Lisbeth: (to Duncan) You… you're like a drug to me. You make me feel amazing for an hour or for a weekend. And then you let me down and I come crashing back to reality. I'm a forty year old woman; it's time for me to quit chasing that fairytale.
Duncan: (to Cameron about hiring Zack) This is who you hired? Where'd you find him, Facebook?
Duncan: How can sex ever end badly? Karl: Maybe not for you, but believe me, I found a way.
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