Ciara Bravo |
Katie Knight |
Stephen Kramer Glickman |
Gustavo Rocque |
Fred Tallaksen |
Mr. X |
Guest Star |
Alyssa Preston |
Tyler's Mom |
Guest Star |
Rachel Quintance |
Roberta |
Guest Star |
Challen Cates |
Mrs. Knight |
Recurring Role |
Erin Sanders |
Camille |
Recurring Role |
Matt Riedy |
Arthur Griffin |
Recurring Role |
Big Time Audition was first filmed with Curt Hansen (who now plays Dak Zevon)as Kendall's role. The producers later realized he looked much older than the other three members of Big Time Rush and he sounded too much like James, so they replaced him with Kendall.
Kendall: (About the Jennifer trio) Okay, we do realize they're three of them and four of us.
Logan: And they blew us off.
James: No, they said later.
Carlos: And it's later.
Kelly: Okay, mom's all checked in, your sister complained again that she has no friends so your mom let her watch Shark Cage on FOX and now (Sees the boys looking back at the Jennifer trio) it's time to start Gustavo's boy band boot camp.
Kendall: Kelly, we're a little busy here.
Kelly: So am I, and they won't go for you until you're famous, so let's roll.
James: Oh, Kelly, Kelly, clearly you don't understand the power of the (Points at his face while shaking it, and then walks over to the Jennifer trio with the other three) Ladies, I don't think we've properly introduced…(The Jennifers splash the boys with their smoothies) …ourselves.
Kendall: Okay, let's go to bootcamp.
James: Hey, we're in a band.
Jennifer 1,2, and 3: Really?! Oh my gosh!
Jennifer 1: And we're actresses that don't care.
Carlos: Wanna go to the movies today?
Jennifer 2: Are you guys starring in the movie?
Carlos: No.
Jennifer 3: Then no.
Jennifer 1: If that seems harsh it's because it is and so is this town. So...
Jennifer 1,2, and 3: Later!
Kelly: Welcome to the Palm Woods, home of the future famous.
Kendall's Mom: (After touching a nearby palm tree) That's the first palm tree I've ever touched.
Kelly: Every year, kids and parents from all over the world come here looking for fame, tv, movies, and music.
Kendall: Oh hey, there's that funny kid from those juice box commercials.
Tyler: (Being pulled by his arm) I just want my childhood back!
Kelly: ...Okay.
Gustavo Rocque: Okay, so are you guys ready to become stars?
Logan, James, Carlos, Kendall: Yeah!
Gustavo Rocque: Good, then prove to me that you can become stars. We have three days to prove to this record company that there's something, anything here.
Kendall: What three days, what happened to three months?
Gustavo Rocque: Uh, the CEO of all of our butts wants to see you guys on Friday.
Logan: We have to be a band in three days?
Gustavo Rocque: No, you have to be a great band in three days!
Gustavo Rocque: Hey…Griffin. Hey, I've been meaning to call you.
Griffin: Yes, and I've been meaning to teach my pet Liger sign language, but I didn't either.
Kendall: (To the other three friends) Okay, reality check. We have to promise ourselves, now, that we're not going to let this singing thing or this town change us. We're four hockey players from Minnesota and we can never forget that. Do we all agree?
Logan, James, Carlos: Yes!
Kendall: (ten minutes later as Kendall lays on the pool sipping a drink from a coconut) Once you've sipped from a real coconut, there's no going back.
Logan, James, Carlos: (Lazily) So true.
Gustavo Rocque: (As Logan beatboxes for the audition) Stop it. Stop it forever.
Logan: I just started.
Gustavo Rocque: And now you're finished, but I'm not because I'm going to tell you what else you are.
Logan: (Walking out of the audition terrified a moment later, to the other three) Don't go in their. He-he-he's Satan. He's Satan with bug-eye sunglasses.
Gustavo Rocque: Listen here sister, that's the worst singing I've ever heard, IN MY LIFE! (The Nun walks off stage)
Kelly: You know these people have feelings, right?
Gustavo Rocque: Oh neat, guess what I have, twenty-nine platinum records! I don't need feelings. What I need is the guy the record company paid me a million dollars to find to make my fire. And if you and I don't find him or her, we're fired! (A guy walks on stage) Keep walking, don't stop at the microphone, just keep walking! And goodbye!
Gustavo Rocque: (After a dog tries to audition) That's actually the best singing we've heard all day.
Gustavo Rocque: (After a girl sings at the audition) Your singing makes me wanna dance…OFF OF A CLIFF!
James: (Sees Carlos grabbing the T-bar) What are we doing?
Kendall: Uh, janitor left the T-bar in the sprinkler valve, and do you want to help us soak the girls field hockey team?
James: Yeah!
Logan: (As the three grabbing the bar looks at Logan) I gotta get new friends! (Joins the others)
Gustavo Rocque: Where am I and why am I freezing?
Kelly: You're in Minnesota.
Gustavo Rocque: What's up Minnesota?! (The crowd cheers and he whispers to Kelly) I hate all of them, and I hate the state for freezing my late. I also need a bigger coat.
Kelly: This is our last stop so focus, and try not to make everybody cry. Someone here is your next biggest star, I can feel it.
Gustavo Rocque: I'm the star! What I need is a canvas with great hair that I can paint my pulp on. I need a singing block of wood that I can set on fire. So please, tell me, where in…
Kelly: Minnesota.
Gustavo Rocque: Where in Minnesota is my fire!
Due to a partnership with Sony Music, original music will be incorporated into the series.
This episode was shown as sneak preview for the series.
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