Big Time Rush Season 2 Episode 1

Miss Collins: (grading the boys' schoolwork)
Kendall Knight. C+.
Gustavo and Kelly: Yes! Yes!
Miss Collins: James Diamond. C+.
Gustavo and Kelly: Yeah! Yes!
Miss Collins: Carlos Garcia.
(zaps laser)
B.
Carlos: (pointing to Kendall and James)
Ha! I'm smarter than you.

Kendall: (watching Jo and Jett kiss on-screen)
Ahh!
Katie: Nobody is that good an actress.
Kendall: Nobody can hold their breath that long!

Gustavo: 900 years ago the Pilgrims came to this great land of ours in search of freedom, the freedom to ROCK!
Logan: The Pilgrims came seeking religious freedom.
Gustavo: These are different Pilgrims!

Miss Collins: Mr. Rocque, I encourage students to help each other with difficult assignments, but I do not accept internet-purchased science projects, rented book reports, and how did you get this math done so fast?
Kelly: We hired some nerds from CalTech.

Jett: (talking on his cellphone)
Yeah, the photo shoot went great. And we're shooting the kissing scene tonight.
(to Kendall and Katie)
I should probably warm up my lips. I want this scene to be hot.
(Jett practices kissing motions)
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm!
(Jett exits, then return and speaks to Kendall)
By the way, I'm way better looking than you.

Jennifer #1: (to new girls at the Palm Woods)
Congratulations. You convinced your parents to move you to Hollywood.
Jennifer #3: And now you're ready to move this town with your talent in acting, singing or whatever.
Jennifer #2: Now move your butts off our table. Go back to where you came from. Because you peaked at Homecoming Queen.

Jett: Kendall. Hi, I'm Jett.
Katie: (Katie jumps into Jett's arms)
I'm Katie. I manage hot talent for TV and movies. I"m also a modeling agent and available for limited dating in six years. Wait for me.