Big Wolf on Campus

(Lori tries to make Tommy wolf out) Lori: Does the fact that I find werewolves incredibly attractive do anything for you? Tommy: Mmm. Lori: (whispers) I dreamt about you last night. (Tommy wolfs out) Lori: Cool. Now what gets you back to normal? Tommy: Well, I need to cool down. Lori: Can I help you with that? Lori: (laughs) I don't think you'd be too good at that. Whoo.

Tommy: Merton, you didn't come up with the idea for The Blair Witch Project. Merton: No, but I did get lost in the woods for three days and no one came to look for me. Lori: Hey, guys. Did you see they cancelled Shakespeare in the Park for pro wrestling? Merton: Yes. I can't believe it. I was gonna see if you wanted to go. Lori: Shakespeare? Thanks, but only if Hamlet's putting King Lear in a figure four leg-lock. Tommy: I didn't know you were a wrestling fan. That is so cool. Lori: Are you kidding me? I've been pile-driving my brothers since I was old enough to walk.

Tommy: (voiceover) Ever since I became a werewolf, the only person who knew my secret was Merton. Now, for the first time, someone else knows. And not just any someone, Lori Baxter, recent transfer from Pleasantville Catholic. I mean, she's smart, athletic, and of course... Merton: Hot, hot! These drinks are scalding hot!