Everybody Fang Chung Tonight

Season 3, Episode 2, Aired

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Merton is soon out for Tommy's blood after meeting the girl of his dreams, a vampire who feeds on the blood of werewolves...
  • This is one of the few episodes where Merton actually gets the girl - the only problem is that she's a vampire who feeds on werewolf blood. Things get messy when Merton is forced to turn against Tommy in the name of love.moreless

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    This is by far one of the best episodes of the series. Tommy and Merton are both at their best. One of the most notable scenes is when Tommy dresses up and tries to pass as a goth (under the name Ozmodius) in order join Merton on a double date. "Do you like Anne Rice?"
    "No, I like mine pork-fried."

    The jokes are hilarious, and the ending is almost heart-breaking. This is a must-watch episode for any Merton fan. We also get to see another appearance of the guys over at the Werewolf Syndicate (for those who remember that past episode). All in all, a classic episode.moreless
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    • Merton: Now wait, there's gotta be some way to reverse your vampire reason to make you human again. Cassandra: The only way to return to being human is to stake the vampire who bit you. Merton: Hey, no problem-o! The internet is an exellent tool to locate long lost friends. Do you have cable modem or DSL? Cassandra: Unfortunately, the vampire who bit me was condemned to death during the Spanish Inquisition of 1483. Merton: Stupid Spanish Inquistion! Curse you, Torquemada! Cassandra: There is one other way we can be together. You could become a vampire.

    • Cassandra: But please, Merton. Not everyone's as tolerant as you when it comes to vampires. You can't tell anyone about me and Christina. Merton: You have my solemn pledge. (The next day at Pleasantville High, in the cafeteria, with Tommy and Lori) Merton: Cassandra and Christina are vampires!

    • Christina: Tonight, we slay. Merton: Slay? That sounds a little violent. Can't you just pick it up in the frozen-foods section? Christina: I don't think the local supermarket carries werewolf, Merton. Merton: Beg pardon?

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