Merton: Did this guy say anything else about the syndicate? Did he give you any reading material? Booklets? Pamphlets? Tommy: They're evil werewolves, Merton, not Jehovah's Witnesses.
Lori: Relax, guys. Your secret's safe with me. On one condition: you let me in on all the fun you've been having. Tommy: Huh. You call what we did tonight fun? Lori: I'm a very complex girl. You'll learn.
Tommy: (about being a werewolf) I just wasn't sure how you'd react to all this. Lori: Why? I find this whole werewolf thing kinda hot. Tommy: Hot? Hold that thought.
Lori: Tommy, I know you're lying. Tommy: Is it because of the way my left eye twitches? Lori: No, it's because you're the world's most pathetic liar. Look, I know you're the werewolf. Tommy: What? Lori: Let's review: you always disappear when the wolf shows up and you reappear when the wolf's gone, but you're never together at the same time. You do the math. Tommy: What... That doesn't mean a thing. Take Clark Kent and Superman. They're never at the same place at the same time. Lori: That's because Clark Kent is Superman. Tommy: Oh.
Tommy: (voiceover) Werewolves usually get a pretty bad rap. I mean, in movies and stuff, they're always ripping people limb from limb and causing all sorts of trouble. Me? I'm nothing like that. I help people. I'm a good werewolf.
It looks like the syndicate leader suffers from werewolf-pattern baldness like Mr. Dunleavy (from 'Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow')
Brother Ambrose has 6 wolf fingers too. It must be a werewolf thing.
First appearance of the Evil Werewolf Syndicate.
Merton: And then she tells two friends, and they tell two friends, and so on and so on. This resembles a similar scene from the film Wayne's World 2.
Name: The Girl Who Spied Wolf Obviously an allusion to the name of a popular moral story: "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"
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