Bionic Woman

Sarah: (lighting up a cigarette) The anthrocytes in our blood can filter out any impurities in our lungs. Fringe benefit of being a freak.

Jae: Sarah Corvus is a time bomb. We both know it. Anthony: Well, time bombs only matter to those who have time.

Ruth: We're here to talk about our feelings. Jaime: How do you feel about me being kept here against my will? Ruth: I was speaking editorially. Actually, we're here to talk about your feelings. Jaime: Something no one seems to have any regard for. Ruth: Curve balls will do that.

Jonas: Jae can you train her? Jae: Um, the last one we screened, tested, and there was psych evaluations, and she was a soldier. Look where that got us. Will: We always talked about non-military applications. Here's our chance. Jae: Your opinion isn't valid here, you're too close to the subject. Will: This from the guy who played house with the last one.

Ruth: Born Jaime Wells Sommers. Van Horn, Iowa. February 23rd, 1983. Mother deceased, cancer. She's clean except for a sealed court record from 1998. Jonas: What's in it? Ruth: It's sealed. Jonas: Unseal it. Ruth: I'm working on it. I think she's a good candidate. Jonas: Let's pretend I'm solliciting opinions. Why? Ruth: She's stable. I pulled up an old Minnesota multi-phasic personality inventory. I liked what I saw. Plus, the situation with her sister shows loyalty. And she's smart. I found an old IQ test. Jonas: How did she do? Ruth: A little better than you. Sir.

Will: While we're on the subject, why are you with me? Jaime: You're not entirely uncharming...

Jaime: Come on, Will. I am a bartender and a dropout. You're a professor. Will: And a surgeon. Jaime: How can you take me seriously? Will: What makes you think I take you seriously?

Jaime: That's not real food! Becca: You're not a real mom.

Will: So, I'm thinking Coltrane if it's a boy, Billie if it's a girl. Jaime: You don't have to do this, you know. Will: Actually, I'm pretty sure you have to name them.

Jaime: What do you want from me? Sarah: Honestly, I'm not sure. Jogging partner?

The Man: The doctor. Did you kill him? Sarah: It was like a ride at Disneyland. The Man: Which one? Sarah: I've never been. The Man: I'll take you. You'll love it.

Jaime: Who are you? Jonas: You have $50 million worth of my property inside you, so I guess you could say I'm your landlord.

Sarah: You only have one bionic arm. You should really do something about that.

Little Girl (after seeing Jaime running through the forest): Mommy, there's a lady out there running really fast. Like as fast as a car! Mom: Sweetie, what did I tell you about making things up? Little Girl: I just thought it was cool that a girl could do that, that's all.

Ruth: I'm Ruth. Jaime: I'm pissed.

Sarah: You're gonna have to do a little better than that. (they fight more and Jaime punches Sarah and tosses her) Jaime: How am I doing now? Sarah: Not bad. Not bad at all.

Jaime: I almost killed a man. I didn't even know what I was doing. What did you put in my head? Will: Microscopic chips have been implanted in your cerebral cortex. My father... developed the technology for the military. The program was meant to help amputees in the gulf, of course, he saw the combat applications immediately. Jaime: You made me into a soldier.