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Bernard: Well, I was born to win.
Manny: Huh, yeah alright. (pulls out coin) Heads or tails?
Bernard: Heads.
Manny: (flips coin, comes out heads) Yeah alright I'll give you that one.
Bernard: Tails.
Manny: (flips coin, comes out tails) Alright you've had two kisses from Lady Luck, now she's gonna spin around and knee you ratlers.
Bernard: Tails.
Manny: (flips coin, comes out tails) Yeah, but, sooner or later... I'll run out of money.
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Manny: Did you win or lose?
Bernard: It's hard to say...
Manny: Alright. Have you got more money or less money?
Bernard: That's complicated...
Manny: You got no money?
Bernard: ... Yeah.
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Bernard: Now! All I need is some kind of system.
Manny: There's only one system. Bet. Lose. Borrow. Steal. Lose. Take the drugs. Lose. Prison... Death.
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Bernard: Is this what you spend your pocket money on? Filthy gambling?!
Manny: It's not really gambling Bernard. It's the Grand National. It's a moment when the whole nation comes together. Like the opening of a Richard Curtis movie or a... manhunt for a serial killer.
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Customer: Hey mister! Do you have anything on armories, weaponry, that kind of thing?
Bernard: Military history is on your right.
Customer: I don't want your little history guano. I want modern warfare. Infrared. Fallout. Kill zones.
Bernard: Military history is on your right. If you need any help, just fire a couple of rounds into the ceiling!
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Fran: Bernard, please, give me a job, just until the interview.
Manny: No he's changed, he's on the GG's now.
Fran: Bernard... I bet you... 20 quid, I'm so hopeless I never get another job ever.
Bernard: I'll give you a job! You start tomorrow. HA HA HA!
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Manny: (To Fran) Hah! You're toast! T-O-E-A-R-S-T. Toearst
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(During the Grand National)
Manny: Oh, he fell.
Bernard: What happens when they fall?
Manny: Well, they give 'em some oats. And then shoot 'em in the head. But yours is still in.
Bernard: You put our money on this circus of death? You disgust me!