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Black Books

A Nice Change

Season 2, Episode 6, Aired Apr 05, 2002

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- Chalkboard: "No chatting, No spilling, ABSOLUTE SILENCE"
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- Bernard: I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll write a letter to the council. Fran: Well what are you going to say? Bernard: I'll say "Dear Council, please don't build beside us for the next two weeks". Manny: Yeah but what if that doesn't work? Fran: Yeah, yeah, what are you going to do if that doesn't work? Bernard: You want to know what I'll do? Manny: Yeah. Bernard: I will... drink heavily and shout at you!
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- Manny: It'll be sometime before I'd want to sacrafice another monkey. Bernard: We said we wouldn't talk about Canada!
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- (looking through films in newspaper) Bernard: What's this? "Blue Tunes"... Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver... Fran: Oh, I hate her. Bernard: ..."Grouchy Leonard Blue runs a second hand record shop with his half-wit mustachioed assistant Danny..." (Manny tuts) Bernard: "...when this zany pair team up with bitchy, neurotic neighbour Pam things are sure to be a riot of laughs". Where do they get this crap?
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- Fran: (about shoes) They are beautiful! They make strong men cry in train stations.
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- Bernard: (looking at photos) What? They're like any holiday photographs- the bunch of people stood around squinting, who didn't realize they were that fat!
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- Fran: (choosing a restaurant) There's this new place. Very in! The Mortuary. Don't do any vegetables - everything's dead animals served on little headstones. Bernard: Why does it have to be fancy?! I just want sausage, mash and a bit of cake. Not twigs fried in honey or a donkey in a coffin!
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- Bernard: Ha-ha! Naughty little passport! Hiding in the crisps again!
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- Manny: I think this is Miami. Bernard: Good, I'm gonna stay here and sell guns to children.
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