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Black Books

Blood

Season 2, Episode 4, Aired Mar 22, 2002

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- The Chalkboard contains a running total of Bernard and Manny's kills. The kills concerned are the 'creatures' which have taken to nesting in the Shop.
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- Bernard: We can't let them find reasons to leave. We can feed them! Lunch and dinner! We'll build a pool! And a gym! And an Egyptian-style casino! No, that's a bit much.
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- Bernard: (Holding a pan) Take this out to table twelve. Fran: But, no. There are no plates. Bernard: Well use...recipe books with pictures of plates on the front! Do I have to explain everything?
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- Bernard: The shop is the way it is, because it is the way it is. If it wasn't the way it is, it wouldn't be the way it is!
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- Bernard: (To customer) Is there something wrong with your head? Are you wagging it to say 'no there's nothing wrong with my head' or is it just uncontrollable?
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- Bernard: Where are my ingredients? Manny: We've cooked them all! Bernard: I don't care! We can make a feast from anything. This paint! This paint will make a tasty dish!
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- Manny: I did it! I got the queen!
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- Bernard: Manny do you have a tower of soup for me? (Manny brings Bernard a tower of soup) Where are the Turrets?! It's rubbish!
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- Bernard: No-one needs sofas that eat you!
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- Bernard: My oven can cook anything. My oven can cook...bits of oven!
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- During his spell in the kitchen, Bernard combines the traits of two other famous chefs - Keith Floyd (famous for his drinking while cooking) and Gordon Ramsay (famous for being nasty to his fellow cooks).
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