Elephants and Hens

Season 3, Episode 2, Aired

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It is International Children's Book Week, and Bernard and Manny decide to write their own kids' classic and retire on the proceeds. Fran is off on a hen weekend, but still finds a way to fall out with Bernard and Manny.moreless

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      • (Manny reading Bernard and Manny's Book) Manny: There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh no! It's gone! Where is it? (Bernard looks drunkenly shocked) Manny: It's not behind the rhino. (Both shake their heads) Manny: Look in the alligator's mouth. Both: It's not there either. Manny: Ooooooooh the monkey's got it in the tree. He brings it back, they all drink lemonade, the end!

      • Manny: And then there's the press intrusion. Bernard: The press! Will they be onto us? Manny: Bernard, they'll hound us! Like a pack of... hounds! Bernard: But I'm not doing anything! I'm just strolling up the beach with my discreetly pregnant Brazilian girlfriend.

      • Manny: And then there'll be all the houses - You'll be in your Mustique house. You'll think, "Oh no! Where's my designer underpants? Oh, they're in my Kong Hong house." Bernard: Oh no!

      • Manny: (about Bernard's "children's" story) I just have two teeny-weeny suggestions for changes. Bernard: Which are? Manny: Well... instead of... the er, academic and the journalist and the daughter. Erm, perhaps it could be about an... elephant? Bernard: An elephant? Manny: That's right. Bernard: I see. What's your other suggestion? Manny: Well, instead of the Stalinist purges and the divorce and the investigation, erm, it could be about... losing a balloon.

      • Bernard: All right. Let's just, you know, get some ideas bouncing around. Sort of go crazy... no rules... Manny: Yeah. Sort of anything goes. Bernard: (Yelling) No, not anything goes!! I said NO RULES!

      • Fran: It'll be great! Claire, Becky, Tanya; all the old school gang back together. Bernard: I thought you hated school. You had a terrible time. Fran: I never said that. Bernard: You didn't have to say anything. I just look at your life now and work backwards.

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