Elephants and Hens

Season 3, Episode 2, Aired
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It is International Children's Book Week, and Bernard and Manny decide to write their own kids' classic and retire on the proceeds. Fran is off on a hen weekend, but still finds a way to fall out with Bernard and Manny.
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      • The shop's sign on the door says 'Open' on both sides, in previous seasons it said 'closed' on both sides. Edit
      • We meet three of Fran's female friends in this episode despite her saying in the previous episode that she doesn't have any other friends other than Bernard and Manny. Edit
      • The chalkboard in this episode says "no giggling!" Edit

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      • (Manny reading Bernard and Manny's Book) Manny: There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh no! It's gone! Where is it? (Bernard looks drunkenly shocked) Manny: It's not behind the rhino. (Both shake their heads) Manny: Look in the alligator's mouth. Both: It's not there either. Manny: Ooooooooh the monkey's got it in the tree. He brings it back, they all drink lemonade, the end! Edit
      • Manny: And then there's the press intrusion. Bernard: The press! Will they be onto us? Manny: Bernard, they'll hound us! Like a pack of... hounds! Bernard: But I'm not doing anything! I'm just strolling up the beach with my discreetly pregnant Brazilian girlfriend. Edit
      • Manny: And then there'll be all the houses - You'll be in your Mustique house. You'll think, "Oh no! Where's my designer underpants? Oh, they're in my Kong Hong house." Bernard: Oh no! Edit

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