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Channel 4 (ended 2004)

Quote Poll

Which of these quotes do you think is the best?

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    parizada

    [1]Dec 3, 2006
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    I am well aware that these are not the only good quotes in the series. It just happens to be that these were the ones that popped into my head when i was writing the poll. And besides, longer quotes wouldn't fit in the space allowed. lol.

    Personally, I think they're all great (inclusive of quotes not mentioned in the poll) but of the four above, i'd have to say my favourites are the first two. And if i had to narrow it down further, i'd pick "Don't you dare use the word 'Party' as a verb in this shop!" - it's just classic.

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    darknightengail

    [2]Dec 11, 2006
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    Personally I like the "You can tell your in for a good night when there's a polar bear bleeding on the label."

    Edited on 12/11/2006 12:24pm
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    tigerbot_hesh

    [3]Jan 12, 2007
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    I rather enjoy the "What is you mother's maiden name? What's her first name?! I just knew her as Ma!" soliloquy.
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    parizada

    [4]Jan 12, 2007
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    Lol. "Ma. That'll have to do...Possibly deceased"  Love it!

    Another one of my favourites is "What other grown man makes soldiers for his runny egg and then divides them into Rank??"

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    Kermi

    [5]Jan 18, 2007
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    I'd have to say that "Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in my shop!" is my favourite line of all from the entirety of Black Books.
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    jch88

    [6]Mar 12, 2007
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    It's not really a quote but when the blackboard in the shop just says "Don't". I love the blackboard.

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    shaken-angel

    [7]Jun 3, 2007
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    I voted for the party quote, but I'd say my favourite quote was "What is this? Where are the turrets?! It's Rubbish!!"
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    mirador1987

    [8]Jun 6, 2007
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    Bernard, there are no plates
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    shaken-angel

    [9]Jun 7, 2007
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    well then use recipes books with pictures of plates on the front, do I have to explain everything?
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    mirador1987

    [10]Jun 7, 2007
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    THAT IS A LOG!!
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    shaken-angel

    [11]Jun 7, 2007
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    it fell over!
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    mirador1987

    [12]Jun 7, 2007
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    watch it bailey!
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    shaken-angel

    [13]Jun 8, 2007
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    Don't make me laugh bitterly!
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    mirador1987

    [14]Jun 15, 2007
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    Don't make me get sick into my own scorn
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    shaken-angel

    [15]Jun 17, 2007
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    I can't help being angry when I'm furious!
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    lee_radion

    [16]Aug 24, 2007
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    "Don't you dare use the word 'party' as an verb in my store" is hilarious.

    There are so many it's hard to choose.

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    parizada

    [17]Sep 20, 2007
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    Lol. And of course "You want to know what I'll do? I will...drink heavily and shout at you!!!"

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    spikemaniac

    [18]Dec 20, 2007
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    I have to go along with all this "reclusive genius" stuff... she's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm just a reclusive wanker!
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    amita_eppes

    [19]Jan 6, 2008
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    "Roweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!~!~!"

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ckay99

    [20]Jan 10, 2008
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    i always liked "we said we would never talk about canada!"
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