Black Books: Quote Poll

Which of these quotes do you think is the best?

"No, not anything goes! I said NO RULES!!!"
"Don't you dare use the word 'Party' as a verb in this shop!"
"You! What did you tell Kate? She thinks I'm the renaissance!"
"What other man makes soldiers for his runny egg, then divides them into rank?"

parizada
[1]Dec 3, 2006
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I am well aware that these are not the only good quotes in the series. It just happens to be that these were the ones that popped into my head when i was writing the poll. And besides, longer quotes wouldn't fit in the space allowed. lol.
Personally, I think they're all great (inclusive of quotes not mentioned in the poll) but of the four above, i'd have to say my favourites are the first two. And if i had to narrow it down further, i'd pick "Don't you dare use the word 'Party' as a verb in this shop!" - it's just classic.
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darknightengail
[2]Dec 11, 2006
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Personally I like the "You can tell your in for a good night when there's a polar bear bleeding on the label."
Edited on 12/11/2006 12:24pm
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tigerbot_hesh
[3]Jan 12, 2007
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I rather enjoy the "What is you mother's maiden name? What's her first name?! I just knew her as Ma!" soliloquy.
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parizada
[4]Jan 12, 2007
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Lol. "Ma. That'll have to do...Possibly deceased" Love it!
Another one of my favourites is "What other grown man makes soldiers for his runny egg and then divides them into Rank??"
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Kermi
[5]Jan 18, 2007
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I'd have to say that "Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in my shop!" is my favourite line of all from the entirety of Black Books.
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jch88
[6]Mar 12, 2007
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It's not really a quote but when the blackboard in the shop just says "Don't". I love the blackboard.
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shaken-angel
[7]Jun 3, 2007
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I voted for the party quote, but I'd say my favourite quote was "What is this? Where are the turrets?! It's Rubbish!!"
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mirador1987
[8]Jun 6, 2007
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Bernard, there are no plates
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shaken-angel
[9]Jun 7, 2007
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well then use recipes books with pictures of plates on the front, do I have to explain everything?
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mirador1987
[10]Jun 7, 2007
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THAT IS A LOG!!
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shaken-angel
[11]Jun 7, 2007
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it fell over!
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mirador1987
[12]Jun 7, 2007
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watch it bailey!
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shaken-angel
[13]Jun 8, 2007
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Don't make me laugh bitterly!
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mirador1987
[14]Jun 15, 2007
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Don't make me get sick into my own scorn
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shaken-angel
[15]Jun 17, 2007
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I can't help being angry when I'm furious!
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lee_radion
[16]Aug 24, 2007
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"Don't you dare use the word 'party' as an verb in my store" is hilarious.
There are so many it's hard to choose.
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parizada
[17]Sep 20, 2007
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Lol. And of course "You want to know what I'll do? I will...drink heavily and shout at you!!!"
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spikemaniac
[18]Dec 20, 2007
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I have to go along with all this "reclusive genius" stuff... she's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm just a reclusive wanker!
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amita_eppes
[19]Jan 6, 2008
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"Roweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!~!~!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ckay99
[20]Jan 10, 2008
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i always liked "we said we would never talk about canada!"
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