-
Evan: Manny, I'm a reasonable guy, I like to be honest with people, and I expect the same in return. Now if you tell me the truth, I wont get mad. did you sleep here last night?
Manny: (in a scared voice) Yes I did.
(both laugh uncomfortably)
Evan: (shouting) I'm really angry now!!
-
Bernard: (Slurring) Manny, I don't feel that... well. Like I've been beaten up under water. I can feel bits of my brain falling away like wet cake.
-
Manny: Well I'll be off then. Since it's all over between us... I'll write.
Bernard: I won't read it.
Manny: Well, I'll call!
Bernard: I'll hang up.
Manny: Well, I'll come and see you!
Bernard: I'll be dead by then.
-
Bernard: (whilst spying on Manny) There! There he is. Half Iago, half Fu Manchu. All BASTARD!!
-
Bernard: He's mine! Get your own human plaything!
-
Manny: You can't live off the mushrooms growing in your hair!
-
Bernard: There may have been an...incident. Possibly involving a kitchen item and a hand, and maybe the hand was Manny's and maybe the item was a sandwich toaster, and maybe I introduced them to each other.
-
Evan: Selling books is like a game, it has rules, you have to learn them and get serious about them... because it's not a game!