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The Blackout

Season 1, Episode 4, Aired Oct 20, 2000

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- (Bernard is discussing his dinner party friends Gerald and Sarah) Bernard: Sarah's an interior designer. She's on that programme, you know – Pet Surprise. Manny: Pet Surprise? What's that? Bernard: You know the thing. They take the dog for a walk, he thinks it's a normal walk, but when he comes back, the kennel has a patio and French doors. Manny: Yeah, and they take the blindfold off and its like "Oh My God". Right.
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- Gerald: Look at Jimbo! Bernard: What? He looks surprised. All children look surprised. Everything's new to them!
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- Bernard: You know Gerald and Sarah? Fran: Gerald... uh... your friend. Bernard: Friend?! When I first came to London, he, he put me up, he lent me money, he helped me find a job, he helped me find this place. I was, I was an incredibly good friend to him. And, even though, even though I fancied his girlfriend, I did not make a pass at her. Well, once. Twice. A few times. But not after I realised just how angry it made him. Well, once, but only because... Fran: Get on with the story.
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- (A little boy in pyjamas walks into the room) Gerald: (to Bernard) Oh you remember Jimbo, don't you? Bernard: I'm not sure... (to Jimbo) What do you do? Gerald: No, he's our son. Bernard: Oh thank god. I thought you had a disease. It's a child!
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- Bernard: I went to the chemist to get some Fizzy-Good. Fran: Some what? Bernard: You know, some Fizzy-Good, Fizzy-Good-Make-Feel-Nice. Fran: Oh, Alka-Seltzer.
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- Fran: I want Manny in on this. Manny! Bernard: No no no, he's no good to anyone. He stayed up all night with his birthday present. (Manny enters, looking both alert and paranoid) Bernard: A complete set of The Sweeney and an espresso machine.
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- Dylan Moran (as Bernard) tried desperately to make Liam Hess, the young child in this episode, laugh. He improvised an entire song, which went "I live alone in a tree. I live alone in a tree. I live alone in a tree, and nobody loves me. Cows in the morning. Cows in the morning 1, 2, 3. Up and at 'em, up and at 'em with a pick. I live by the river with my mother in a house, she washes, I cook and we never go out. I'm a simple cow, living a simple life, but sometimes I feel exploited. Ireland will never be free until I can marry my brother. Oh I love you Eileen Bueag. I love you Eileen Bueag. I love your teeth and your eyes and your face. I love your knees, and your house and your place. I love your couch, and your mother and your teeth. I love your cupboards and your loft and your swimming pool, I love you I love you I love you I love you Eileen Bueag, but leave us alone now for the minute." The song can be found in the outtakes of the Season One DVD.
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- The Sweeney The Sweeney was a British television police drama, which featured two characters combating armed robbery and violent crime, much as Manny does in this episode.
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- Pet Surprise A satire on the reality TV shows like "DIY SOS", "Changing Rooms", "Extreme Makeover" etc. where the family or couple is taken off to a hotel while the crew and maintenance people change the house or other living space beyond all recognition.
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