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Manny: I want the weekend off. I want a life.
Bernard: This is life! We suffer and slave and expire. That's it!
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(on Manny learning a piano piece)
Bernard: Don't worry. Manny'll pick it up.
Manny: No he won't. He's on holiday, remember? He'll be watching the test match in bed, eating tiramisu with a long spoon.
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Fran: Josef is coming, he'll squeeze my face again, my brains will come out of my nose and I'll die.
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Manny: We have needs! Fran's got her piano; I want some time off; you want to go out with a girl.
Bernard: Don't make me laugh...bitterly. Fran will fail. You'll toil your life away and I'll die alone, upside down on the floor of a pub toilet.
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Bernard: You! What did you say to Kate? She thinks I'm the Renaissance! She'll think I've lied. I have to go along with all this 'reclusive genius' stuff. She's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm a reclusive wanker!
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Fran: It's so unfair. I must be musical. I've got hundreds of CDs.
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Manny: I have been working now for 73 straight hours.