Blackadder Forums

BBC (ended 1989)

Favourite lines

  • Avatar of snaturalwonder

    snaturalwonder

    [21]Jan 6, 2007
    • member since: 04/14/06
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 9,321

    Baldrick: "Hooray it's the Scarlet Pimpernel - and you killed him!"

    I love anything said by Baldrick cause my when i was a baby Tony Robinson lived next door to my honorary auntie and she invited him in to meet my parents one day and he held me as a baby and said I'd be a heartbreaker so he always gets my vote!!

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of ferdiaob

    ferdiaob

    [22]Jan 28, 2007
    • member since: 06/22/05
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 125
    Baldrink: SNIFF MY SKIDS!!!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Jezzen

    Jezzen

    [23]May 22, 2007
    • member since: 02/01/07
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 115

    Lord Flash (after sticking his tongue down the throat of Blackadder's bride on his wedding day): "Rrrgh, she has a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils."  

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of gaz217

    gaz217

    [24]Jun 23, 2007
    • member since: 06/14/07
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 1
    I can't beleive this hasn't been mentioned yet!

    "The Prince wants your daughter for his wife!"
    "Well she can't have her!"
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of starman100

    starman100

    [25]Jul 3, 2007
    • member since: 06/20/07
    • level: 15
    • rank: Ginsu Knife
    • posts: 410

    There are just so many memorable quotes i could go on forever!....

    Edmond: Baldrick, What are you doing? Baldrick: I'm carving my name on this bullet, sir. Edmond: Why? Baldrick: Well, you know how they say, somewhere theres a bullet with your name on it Edmond: Yes? Baldrick: Well, I thought if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit by it. .

    Edmond: Baldrick, have you any idea what irony is? Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy, only its made out of iron.

    Edmond: Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick.

    Edmond: Personally, I thought you were the least convincing female since Tarzan went through Janes handbag and ate her lipstick.

    Edmond: George, who is using the family brain cell at the moment?

    Edmond: Lets try again, if i have two beans, and then i add two more beans, what does that make? Baldrick: Umm... A very small casserole?

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of eirikso1990

    eirikso1990

    [26]Jul 20, 2007
    • member since: 04/16/06
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 17
    in season 2 : Beer

    Queen: Sometimes I think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Bucephelus

    Bucephelus

    [27]Jul 30, 2007
    • member since: 07/28/07
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 28

    From "Beer"

    The whole group Edmund, Queenie, Melchett, etc very drunk:

    Edmund: ...perhaps finish with any luck.

    Lady Whiteadder: Luck hahahaha Wheeey get it!

    All: nooo...nnnooo

    Lady Whiteadder:Oh come on...luck sounds almost exactly like f-and is cut off with credits

    From "Chains"

    Edmund: well I try madam...and then 10 minutes later when I've got my breathe back I try again.

    later

    Queenie throws a frisbee at Percy and he catches it

    Percy: How's that!!!

    Queenie: Percy, who's Queen? (very menacing look)

    Percy drops the frisbee

    Percy: whoops butterfingers.

    Queenie: So I win again

    later

    Queenie: So there has definitely been no sign of Edmund?

    Percy: I fear not, ma'am.

    Queenie: Well then he's vanished...simply vanished

    Percy: Like an old oak table

    Queenie: Vanished Lord Percy, not varnished

    Percy: Forgive me my lady, but my Uncle Bertrim's old oak table completely vanished. Twas on the night of the Great Stepney fire and on that same terrible night his house and all his other things vanished too, so did he infact. It was a most perplexing mystery.

    Queenie: Lord Percy?

    Percy: yes?

    Queenie:It's up to you, either you can shut up or you can have your head cut off.

    (Percy long pause as he seriously contemplates the issue, finally)

    Percy: I'll shut up

    This is less a quote then a whole scene, but it is hysterical.

    Edited on 07/31/2007 8:22am
    Edited 5 total times.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of cocosperson

    cocosperson

    [28]Apr 3, 2008
    • member since: 02/11/08
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 39
    I have a plan!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Hoeech

    Hoeech

    [29]Jun 28, 2008
    • member since: 03/27/04
    • level: 66
    • rank: Hollywood Square
    • posts: 928

    As they are working out a plan of escape...

    Baldrick: We do nothing... until our heads have actually been cut off.
    Blackadder: And then we...spring into action?

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of patty_h

    patty_h

    [30]Feb 21, 2009
    • member since: 02/20/09
    • level: 14
    • rank: Autobot
    • posts: 109
    All through Season 1: "I have a cunning plan".
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.