Blackadder: I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with "T".
Blackadder: > What??
Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage, then a egg with some little soldiers.
Blackadder: Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T", I was talking about a letter.
Baldrick: Nah - it never begins with a letter. The postman doesn't come till 10.30.
Blackadder: I can't go on with this. George, take over.
George: All right, sir. Umm… I spy with my little eye something beginning with "R"
Blackadder: For God's sake, Baldrick. Army starts with an "A". He's looking for something that starts with an "R". Rrrrrrr.
Baldrick: Well, a motorbike starts with an rrrrm rrrrm rrrrm.
Blackadder: Right, right, right. My turn again. What begins with "Come here" and ends in "Ow"?
Baldrick: I don't know.
Blackadder: Come here.
(Blackadder punches Baldrick in the face)