Season 4 Episode 6


Aired Wednesday 9:30 PM Nov 02, 1989 on BBC



  • Quotes

    • Blackadder: Baldrick, fix us some coffee will you? And try to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.
      Baldrick: It's not easy, I'm afraid, Captain.
      Blackadder: Why is this?
      Baldrick: It is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.
      Blackadder: So everytime I've drunk your coffee since, I have, in fact, been drinking hot mud.
      Baldrick: With sugar.
      Blackadder: Which, of course, makes all the difference.
      Baldrick: Why, it would do, if we had any sugar, but unfortunately, we ran out New Year's Eve, 1915. Since then, I've been using sugar substitute.
      Blackadder: Which is?
      Baldrick: Dandruff.
      Blackadder: (disgusted and disheartened) Brilliant.
      Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time. (leans in) Well, saliva.
      Blackadder: No! No thank you, Baldrick; call me Mr. Picky, but I'll pass.
      Baldrick: That's probably 'cause you're mad!