Capt. Blackadder: Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Capt. Darling: Security, Blackadder.
Capt. Blackadder: Security?
Gen. Melchett: "Security" isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. "Crevice" is a dirty word, but "security" isn't.
Capt. Blackadder: So in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by (indicating Capt. Darling) this drooling pervert.
Capt. Darling: I'm only doing my job Blackadder.
Capt. Blackadder: Oh, well, how lucky you are then that your job is also your hobby.
Gen. Melchett: Now there's another dirty word, "Job".