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Blackadder: Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl than a . . . . git!
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Sir Walter Raleigh: I have brought her gifts and dominions beyond her wildest dreams!
Elizabeth: Are you sure? Well, I have some pretty wild dreams, you know. I don't know what they mean but the other day there was this enormous tree and I was sitting right on top of it.
Melchett: Ma'am.
Elizabeth: And then I dreamt once that I was a sausage roll.
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(Elizabeth has done a poor pirate imitation)
Melchett: I big your pardon, my lady, I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me as I came in. Perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away.
Elizabeth: No. It was me.
Melchett: Majesty, surely not!
Blackadder: You utter creep.
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(Blackadder shows Baldrick a potato)
Blackadder: I mean, look at this. What is it?
Baldrick: I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
Blackadder: I haven't forgotten; it's a rhetorical question.
Baldrick: No, it's a potato.
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Queen Elizabeth: It's him. Oh, God. Do I look absolutely divine and regal, and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?
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The Captain: You have a woman's bottom, my lady!