Bleach

Rukia: (sees Chad attempting to hit the hollow by punching the surrounding area) He's not there, he's up in the air again! Chad: Oh. Rukia: And anyway, I think I have a plan. (a moment later) Chad: Hey new girl, if you ask me, there are some problems with this plan. Rukia: Don't worry, combining your brute strength with my intelligence is our best chance here. Chad: You must be smart, 'cause this seems really stupid to me. Rukia: Let me do the thinking for the both of us.

Rukia: Perfect timing, Ichigo. Ichigo: You act like you planned it this way. I thought you promised me you weren't gonna screw this thing all up! Rukia: Well now, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you actually care about what happens to me. Ichigo: Heh. I guess I do. Hollow: How touching. Do you plan to keep standing on my head all day? Who are you anyway? Ichigo: Ichigo Kurosaki. Age 15. Substitute Soul Reaper. And if you really wanna play some serious tag, I think it's me you oughta chase!

Hollow: Yes, I killed the brat's mother back when I was still alive. You might have heard about me. I was all over the TV, the radio, everywhere. I was a famous serial killer. They never woulda caught me either, I was too smart. I'd still be out there huntin' today, but as it turned out, the kid's mother was my last score. She was a sweet one; I stabbed her eight times and she ran and ran, bleeding, and when she couldn't run anymore she still tried to protect the kid. I really got off on it, but that's when everything went sour. I chased her onto the balcony and finished her off, then that stupid kid grabbed my shoelaces. I lost my balance and went over the railing twenty stories down. Who da thought I'd get knocked off by a snot-nosed kid? Suddenly, I was dead, I was pissed, and I wanted payback.