Bleach

(dubbed version) (after a table goes through the window) Tatsuki: You son of AAAAA-DIE!!! Ichigo's temp soul: Watch it! What? All I did was kiss your cheek. Why is that such a big deal? I mean, we're not in grade school anymore. Tatsuki: SHUT UUUUUP! (smashes table at him)

(dubbed version) Yuzu: Ichigo's been acting a little weird lately, hasn't he? He's been eating like a horse for one thing, and spends all of his time in his room. Isshin: The boy is 15 now. An impressionable lad, young and in the springtime of his youth would barracade himself up in his room, for only one reason. And one reason only... (Ichigo gives Isshin a kick to the face.) Ichigo: Get off! Quit analyzing me, you pervert! Isshin: What's the matter, son, it's just because I'm your father isn't it? What's wrong with a little parental understanding? Ichigo: Understanding my ass!

(dubbed version) (Both Ichigo and Rukia are running back to the school) Rukia: Why are we in such a hurry to get back to class? Ichigo: I'm worried, I wanna make sure he's doing okay. Rukia: There's nothing to worry about he's fine. Ichigo: I'm not so sure about that, I'm gettin' kind of a bad vibe all of a sudden. (Just then screams were heard outside the school and a table was thrown out from the window from Ichigo's classroom) Rukia: So you were right...Like you were saying...we better hurry. Ichigo: Told ya.

(subbed version) (Rukia shows Ichigo the Gikongai) Ichigo: It's got "Soul Candy" printed right on here! Rukia: Oh, that's only because the Soul Society Women's League complained. They didn't like Gikongai; they said it wasn't cute enough so they decided to change it. Ichigo: All right, why is it a duck? Rukia: Shut up! I didn't even order that one all right, I asked for "Chappy the Rabbit"! Ichigo: OK, so (peering at Rukia) so you wanted one shaped like a rabbit, huh? Rukia: What's that? What did you just say?! (puts her foot on Ichigo's head) HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, YOU IMBECILE!

(dubbed version) (Rukia enters the classroom) Rukia: (in cute voice) Good morning. Hi everyone, how are you? (smiles) Mizuiro: Oh, hey good morning, Rukia! Asano: Ah, looking lovely as always, Rukia! Mizuiro: This isn't like you; it's already third period. Rukia: Sorry, something came up. By the way, Ichigo, um, can I steal you for a second? Ichigo: Huh? What do you want? You wanna talk? Let's do it here... (Rukia punches Ichigo in the stomach.) Rukia: (sarcastically, but still in the cute voice) Oh Ichigo, what just happened? I should get you to the nurse's office. (Rukia drags Ichigo out of the classroom) Mizuiro: She uhhh...just hit him, didn't she? Asano: I didn't see a thing.

(subbed version) Ichigo's temp soul: But good lord, this class sure has some fine girls. They're all above average. I've been imprisoned for quite a while, after all. (His eyes wander some more, and stops at Orihime) Ichigo's temp soul: (with stars in his eyes) Extra large!

(subbed version) Rukia: Locking lips is just like saying hello. It is nothing major. Although in the novel I was reading the other day, even crazier things were happening! Ichigo: Don't compare that to what happened! Kissing another classmate IS something major! What kind of books are you reading?! Ah! The solid image I've built up over the years is now...! Rukia: (saying to herself) He...had an image?

(subbed version) (Rukia explains to Ichigo about Mod Souls using her drawings, and flips through them like an animation.) Rukia: Understand? Ichigo: Yeah. But your sucky little drawings make it seem like no big deal. (Rukia hits Ichigo)