Bleach

Mod Soul: Ichigo Kurosaki, I challenge you to a no holds bar duel.
Ichigo: Count me in.
Mod Soul: Hey wait, when did you grow big? Or did I somehow shrink? What happened? I'm in a super cute plush toy with soft paws and no muscle! This isn't fair!

(Ichigo is dreaming about his mother's death.) Ichigo: (mumbles in his sleep) No, please don't go...

Ichigo: Rukia, listen... I know I have serious responsibilities as a Soul Reaper, but I was wondering... could I maybe take tomorrow off? Rukia: What?! Did you just ask me for a day off? Are you crazy?! There is no way! You act strange all day and then you spring this on me? What are you thinking?! Ichigo: It's the anniversary... the anniversary of my mom's death. No... actually... it's not just the day she died. It's the day she was killed.

Orihime: (thinking Why is it... why is it that the rain makes me want to cry? Sometimes I wish I were the rain so that I could touch people and feel their feelings and maybe connect with their hearts. Maybe then, I might understand his pain.

Orihime: Hey! Good morning, Ichigo! Ichigo: (cheerfully) Huh? Oh, hi Orihime! How's it going? Michiru: What's up with Ichigo? He never says hi or acts friendly towards anyone. It's really kinda strange. It's like he's in a good mood or something. Tatsuki: Michiru, what's the date today? Michiru: Huh? Oh, it's June 16th. It is. Tatsuki I knew it. Sometimes Ichigo hides his feelings. He's not in a good mood. He's acting nice, but he's really tense today. It's nothing to worry about. I know why he's acting like this. And I'll bet you, tomorrow, Ichigo's gonna skip school altogether.

(Yuzu walks into Ichigo's room just as he's closing the closet door, hiding Rukia and Kon.) Yuzu: Like, what are you doing? Ichigo: (nervously) Me? What am I doing? I'm doing yoga. You know, stretching myself in new ways. I saw this pose on a bus bench. Yuzu: I think the bus in your brain has been gone for a long time.

Ichigo: I can't have you starting the day that wound up. Make like a real stuffed animal, and shut up, Kon!

(dubbed version) (Kon (in Ichigo's body) explains the existence of mod souls and the Soul Society's involvement.) Kon:...You know what I've come up with? (looks at Ichigo) I exist and I should live my life the way I want to! That's why I shall not take a life.

(dubbed version) Ichigo: (holds the life-less stuffed toy) Got any other ideas that might work? Rukia: THAT should have worked. (Ichigo swings the toy around) Mod Soul: (first reaction) That hurts nimrod!

(dubbed version) Rukia: (to Ichigo) I must say, you look awfully silly yelling at a pill in public.

(subbed version) Rukia: What's with the racket! I can't even change my clothes in peace. (After getting down from the closet, she heard a squeak sound and looks below, seeing Kon looking under her skirt) Kon: Nice angle! (Thumbs up!) I'm glad I'm a stuffed animal! (Rukia is pissed and steps on Kon harder) Kon: Arrgh! Stop it! My cotton's coming out!

(subbed version) (Michiru and Tatsuki talk about art drawings of "My Future Self", and it's Orihime's turn). Orihime: Tadah! Its maximum speed is 380 kilometers per hour. It shoots 20,000 degrees C flames from the mouth and special destructo-beams from the eyes! Michiru: It's not supposed to be like that, Orihime! That's not what they wanted! Orihime: What? What? Tatsuki: D-do you want to have detention again?!

(dubbed version) (Orihime is pondering at the window) Orihime: If...If I was the rain, would I be able to connect with someone's heart, as the rain can unite the eternally separated earth and sky?