Bleach

Kon: (after seeing Lirin in a bird plushie) Hey, who's the new kid? Wait, don't tell me it's Lirin. (laughs) You've been making fun of me all this time, and look at you now! How does it feel, huh? You're just a talking stuffed animal like me, and a pretty stupid looking one to boot!

Yoruichi: A sensor that detects reishi, huh? So, when did you think of adding that little feature? Urahara: Ah... oh, it's nothing, really. Besides, you know what they say. A boy scout is always prepared. Yoruichi: If I didn't know you better, I'd say you knew the Bounts were coming. Urahara: It's a good thing you don't know better.

Ukitake: Captain Hitsugaya, I'm sorry to waste the efforts that you put in. Hitsugaya: Don't worry about it. It might be possible that bastard Aizen is involved with it. Ukitake: As an apology, how about a large stocked stuffing with candy? Well I know it's a bit off season, but hey. Hitsugaya: Hey, why are you always... Ukitake: We're the same shirou-chan aren't we? Hitsugaya: That's it?! Ukitake: Do you need more?