Bleach

Rukia: I didn't know you were an early riser like me. Do you always come to school this early? Orihime: No, I'm usually late, but with summer almost here, I'm so excited that I can't sleep! And every morning I pop out of bed all sparkly! Yay! Rukia: Right...

Mizuiro: Hey, that reminds me, have you guys seen Uryu anywhere? He's not in school today. Keigo: Yeah, yesterday I saw him in the park. He was talking to himself and running around and acting like a weirdo, like he was having some battle with imaginary monsters or something. (Mizuiro continues the conversation) Ichigo: (starts sweating and thinking) Was Asano there yesterday? That could be trouble. Keigo: Hey, now that you mention it, maybe that's his deal. Maybe Uryu's in some drama class and he was there rehearsing for a play. Come to think of it, there were three other weird people there too. Those must have been his costars. I think there was even some kind of explosion, and I don't know what that was all about but it was pretty wild down there. Really, you should have seen it. Ichigo: (thinking while Keigo is talking) Thankfully, Keigo's a total idiot. Looks like I've dodged another bullet.

Rukia: Don't let it bother you. Ichigo: Huh? Rukia: His injuries aren't your fault, he brought it on himself. Besides, it would have happened anyway. Ichigo: You've gotta be kidding. I'm not the least bit worried about Uryu. Rukia: Interesting... I never suggested you were worried about him. If you recall, all I said was "don't let it bother you". Ichigo: Wha?! (clenches fist) Why you...

Jinta: What's with the cat? Tessai: Not just any cat, it's Yoruichi. That feline happens to be the boss' best friend. Jinta: Whoa. Kinda leaves you feeling sorry for the guy. Having a cat for a best friend is pretty pathetic. Urahara: (talking with a cutesy voice) You're my fuzzy little troublemaker, yes you are. Now who's your daddy, hm?

Uryu: Hey, Ichigo. Why did you invite me to lunch? If it's because you're feeling responsible for my injuries, you're wrong and you're wasting your time. I don't need anyone's pity and I certainly don't want your friendship. Ichigo: Eat your lunch and shut up. I just felt like it, that's all. It certainly had nothing to do with sympathy or because I like you. Consider yourself lucky to not be eating alone. Uryu: Oh, I'm supposed to be grateful here? You have a lot of nerve, especially since I prefer eating alone. Ichigo: I prefer eating alone too, so why don't you just look the other way? Uryu: Why don't you look away? This whole thing was your idea in the first place. Mizuiro: (thinking) Man, these two are a lot alike.

Orihime: Tada! It's a choco jelly sugar death tart! It's eggplant cream sponge cake with green bean jelly filling and chocolate frosting! Tatsuki: (looks disgusted) Blech! How can you eat stuff like that, Orihime? Michiru: The question is how can she eat like that and not be as big as a blimp? Ryo: I guess her boobs absorb the calories.

Rukia: Ichigo! Ichigo: Hmm? What's up? A hollow? Rukia: No it's... not that... (long pause) Ichigo, are you feeling okay? Ichigo: Hmm? Yeah... I feel great, but why are you asking? Rukia: No reason. I'm just glad you're okay. Ichigo: Is there gonna be another one like yesterday? Rukia: If a Menos Grande showed up every day, we'd be in trouble. Ichigo: Rukia... You know you're... uh, acting a bit strange today. Did something happen? Rukia: Uh... uh, it's just... Kon: (yells while running up and latches onto Rukia) Ichigo, forgive me! I shouldn't have run away! I realize now that my place is with you! I promise I'll never ever do it again! Oh, Ichigo! What was I thinking?! Ichigo: Hey, Kon, I'm over here... and why did you run away, you worthless piece of fuzz?!