Bleach

(preview for the next episode) Uryu: I wonder where Orihime disappeared to. Hey! Why don't we follow her scent. You could do that, couldn't you, Yoruichi? Yoruichi: Sure. No problem. Ichigo: (amazed) What? You mean, cats can do that? Yoruichi: Are you kidding? It's a piece of cake for someone like me! Ichigo: I had no idea you could do that! Yoruichi: Not really.

(Ichigo destroys a Hollow.) Renji: (sarcastically) Good job! Ichigo: Cut the crap! Don't just leave your body lying around like that! Hurry up and put it back on! Renji: I don't wanna go back in! I just got out of it!

Ichigo: You think you might want to explain what the hell you're doing here!?Renji: Yeah, well... what do you care what I'm doing here? No reason for you to get all upset... Ichigo: Oh, yes there is! You yelling like that in front of everybody! Renji: Oh, man. This gigai's not comfortable at all! I can't imagine why Rukia stayed in hers as long as she did... Ichgio: What... are you... doing here? Renji: Eh... well, it's like this. It seems that I've been put in charge of this Karakura town. Mr. Urahara told me where you were. I came to see you, and that's the story. Now I'm in charge. Ichigo: You are, are ya? Renji: Yeah. Ichigo: You're just a Lieutenant. Renji: Uh... Ichigo: You got demoted! Renji: I did not! I had to come over here because of idiots like you leaking spirit energy!

Isshin: Good Morning, Ichigo! Crashes through window as Ichigo moves in time Isshin: Owwww! You've improved your skills Ichigo! You dodged Dad's lordship second-semester-wonderful kick!! Ichigo: You're annoying. Isshin: Then Dad'll try the crazy - Ichigo kicks him in the face.