Isshin Kurosaki: GOOOOD MORNIIIING, ICHIGOOOO!!
(Isshin jumps on Ichigo, while Ichigo is sleeping. Ichigo quickly catches his father.)
Ichigo: You nuts?! What kind of sick, twisted freak attacks his own son while he's just lying there, sleeping?
Isshin Kurosaki: You are getting good! It looks like there's nothing left for me to teach you, my son.