Bleach

(Urahara has just cut Ichigo's chain of fate.) Ichigo: I feel like I'm...I'm dying. Urahara: That's because you are. You see, once the chain of fate has been severed, you can no longer return to your physical body. Death comes quickly. Ichigo: Do you have to be so casual about it!?

Ichigo: (thinking) Nothing feels too real to me now. It doesn't feel real to be here at school. That I was beaten up and almost killed by those two guys from the Soul Society. And the strangest thing of all... is that she isn't here anymore. Not a single one of my classmates even remembers... that Rukia ever existed. Is this what it means to be returned to the Soul Society? You just disappear from this world completely? You're erased from people's memories? Every trace of Rukia is vanishing right before my eyes... fading away. It feels weird. Everyone's acting normal. Our world still rotates without Rukia... but why shouldn't it? Rukia's originally from the Soul Society. I guess she never really belonged over here. But then, what if that's true? What does that mean for me? What do I do now? (hears footsteps approaching) (out loud) Orihime? What are you doing? Is something wrong? Orihime: Ichigo? Where is Rukia? Why has everyone forgotten her? Like she never even existed. I need you to explain what's happening around here.

(Rikichi is trying to seduce a Hell Butterfly with a toy butterfly to get it to come back to him. Renji comes up and kicks him in the head.) Renji: What the f***'re you doing?!

(Japanese Version) Urahara: (yells) Whoaaaaaaaa! What the hell is this? Who'd have thought there was such a huge space under the store?! Ichigo: Just shut up. You don't have to shout for me. I'm surprised enough anyway. Urahara: Heh heh. Okie-dokie then.

(Japanese Version) Ichigo: Hey. How do I put this on?! Kisuke: Kurosaki-san! Forehead! Your forehead! Ichigo: Like this? Kisuke: Then you scream as loud as you can "Take this, the Power of Righteousness! Righteous Armor, The Justice Headband! Equip! Ichigo: Oh, okay, I got it. Alright... As if I could say that! (Ururu jumps in and punches near Ichigo) Kisuke: See? Not the time to worry about embarrassment. Ichigo: Take this, the Power of Righteousness! Righteous Armor, The justice Headband! Equip! Kisuke: Oh, no way, he actually said it... Ichigo: You bastard

(Japanese version) Renji: I'm checkin' on the prisoner. She still pissed off? Rukia: (sarcastically) I haven't pissed anywhere. Renji: Then...why won't you touch yer food? Rukia: I am simply not hungry, Lieutenant. Renji: What, dammit! You got a problem with me bein' a lieutenant?! Rukia: No, not particularly. (sarcastically) Do your best, Lieutenant! You're strong, Lieutenant! You've got weird eyebrows, Lieutenant. Renji: D-Damn you...I'll kill you!!! Come out of there, god dammit! Rukia: Say, Renji...Am I...really going to die? Renji: (sarcastically) Of course! You'll get the death penalty, instant execution. Rukia: I see...You're probably right. Renji: Huh? Come on, don't be stupid. Obviously, I'm jokin'. Joking!