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Henry: Do you know how I survived five-hundred years?
Vicki: Megadoses of vitamin C and complete danger avoidance?
Henry: Picking my battles.
Vicki: And if I were you, I would put your code on, because if Peter is right, the Windigo seeing us means that we are firmly on the entrée section of his menu.
Henry: One doesn't win an argument with you.
Vicki: Don't even bother.
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Javier: I work for the Church. I deal with anomalies.
Mike: That's what you think Fitzroy is? An anomaly?
Javier: I think he is an abomination.
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Henry: You didn't say anything about a sewer.
Vicki: That's 'cause I was saving the best for last. I have to meet Andy at the coffee shop around the corner, but I will call you later, okay?
Henry: I'm going alone? Vicki?
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(of Henry)
Mike: He hasn't sucked your blood, too, has he?
Coreen: I wish.
Mike: You guys are all insane.
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Henry: I better let you lead. I don't think I can trust my back anymore.
Vicki: Henry don't do this. I don't judge you.
Henry: How generous. Then what does it matter what I've done? My life is my business. I drink blood or I die.
Vicki: You chose to be a vampire.
Henry: I chose to give my life to be with the woman I loved. I chose to experience hundreds of years human history. And every time I feed, I am choosing to live. What is your choice, Vicki?
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Henry: One hundred dollars. . . that's all it takes for you to risk your life?
Vicki: Actually it was $98 and 56 cents.
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Vicki: Peter said once this thing sees you, you're marked for death? What does that mean? I have a new stalker?
Coreen: That's one version.
Vicki Great. Before you know it the supernatural types are going to have to line up to take a shot at me.
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Henry: How do we do this? Do you hit me with phone books until I confess?
Mike: Yeah, if you like. (gesturing to the photo) Ever meet her?
Henry: She's not exactly my type.
Mike: Oh, and what exactly is your type, Henry? O negative?
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Vicki: Henry, it's just a conversation. It's nothing to worry about.
Henry: That's what my father said to Anne Boleyn . . . right before he took her head.
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Henry: D'you know what it's like trying to draw with somebody looking over your shoulder?
Vicki: Mmm, it makes you wanna stop working and discuss my case?
Henry: I have a deadline. If this book isn't in to the printers by the end of the month, my editor's going to kill me… again.
Vicki: So much for a timeless existence as one of the children of the night.
Henry: Welcome to the 21st century.
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Kate: You been here all night?
Mike: Is it morning already?
Kate: I think you need this more than I do.
(she offers Mike her cup of coffee)
Mike: (while taking the cup from her) God bless you!
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Vicki: Where would you go if you were an accountant who had stolen $15 million?
Mike: Fifteen million? Where wouldn't I go?