Carol: I'm sorry sweetie, but Lynn can't play today. She has pink eye. Kennedy: She's so lucky. Pink's my favorite color!
Lizzy: (opens the fridge) I'm hungry. You got any crap in here I can eat? Six: Blossom, this demon child is totally stressing me out.
Nick: (to Lizzy's father) From the moment you walked into our house, you have done nothing but insult me and my family. And then, when my daughter tried to make a heartfelt apology, you were rude to her. Now, in my book, that makes you a jerk. No, you are more than a jerk. You're a...a... Blossom: Major bonehead? Nick: Major bonehead! And I'll tell you something else. Your daughter Lizzy has a pretty bad attitude problem, and it's pretty clear where it's coming from. If you don't start setting a better example, she's gonna wind up like you. Think about that. (opens the door) Lizzy's Father: (to his wife) I think they want us to leave. Nick: Duh!
This episode title is an allusion to the 1988 film Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
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