Because the house holds too many memories that aren't relevant to his new life, Nick decides to sell the house--much to Blossom's dismay. She, Six, and Joey work feverishly to discourage prospective buyers of the house, while Nick tries yet again to help his daughter accept the many changes in their family.moreless
While Blossom lands a job with Carol's help, Joey takes an important new step in his relationship with Melanie. Nick is unhappy when Carol starts working for a former boyfriend, and at the end of the episode, she stuns Nick with an unexpected surprise.
Blossom stubbornly refuses to accept a grade that she thinks is lower than she deserves - even if it means she won't graduate. She feels even more guilty when she learns that her father is planning an extravagent graduation gift for her.
Anthony shocks the family by announcing that he, Shelly, and baby Nash are moving back east. The departure proves to be very bittersweet as everyone must come to terms with the news.
Nick hopes sparks will fly when Blossom agrees to go out with the son of his old pal (who turns out to be happily gay); trapped by a flash flood, Joey and Six check into a hotel room together.
Joey proves he's no dummy when he uses his scientific knowledge of anatomy to relieve Nick's stiff back, then fantasizes he is a contestant on Jeopardy! opposite Blossom and Albert Einstein.
Blossom wants some time alone with her new boyfriend to try to get something going, but there's too much going on in the house to get anything started.
When Shelly goes into labor, Blossom, Six and Joey are under the gun to get her to the hospital, while Anthony is being held at gunpoint in his ambulance.
Blossom dreams of herself as "Blossom Gump," giving simple words of advice to Madonna and Michael Jackson, when in reality she'd rather be giving her opinions in the school newspaper.
Six finds it hard to believe that she and Blossom weren't accepted at the same college; when Joey faces his first batting slump, Nick must revive his childhood persona of "The Fishstick Man" to help his son get his swing back; and Anthony panics when it looks like Shelly is starting labor contractions.moreless
Blossom baby-sits Kennedy and her friend, a frightfully obnoxious little girl. Meanwhile, Joey is like a babe in the woods when he's approached by a seasoned baseball groupie.
Blossom struggles with a deceptively difficult school assignment in which she can express herself in any way she chooses, so Carol suggests that she simply write anything.
As Nick and Carol's wedding day arrives, there's something old (their exes at the bachelor party and bridal shower) and something blue (the bitter little flower girl, Kennedy).
Blossom makes a video for the unborn baby of Anthony and Shelly to introduce him or her to the Russos' world; meanwhile, a veteran gives Joey the rookie treatment.
Blossom is furious when Joey refuses to set her up on a date with his handsome but dumb teammate Richie. Meanwhile, Kennedy finds a lost bulldog and is heartbroken when his owner claims him, and Shelly keeps picking on Anthony but won't reveal to him why.
Major changes in the Russo household unsettle Blossom: Carol and Kennedy move in; Anthony and Shelly move out; and Joey hits the road with his baseball team.
Vinnie wants to announce his engagement to Blossom after he graduates, but Blossom has lost the ring - which she perceives as a bad omen. Meanwhile, college-bound Joey is drafted by a pro baseball team.
At the prom, Blossom gets the news that Vinnie's been accepted to an Ivy League school; Six is escorted by a nerdy foreign student with a hidden talent; and chaperones Nick and Carol act like a couple of teenagers in love.
A missed baseball game prompts Joey to recall his mom's history of broken promises; Tony and Shelly's marriage is put to the test when Rhonda returns unexpectedly; Nick takes Blossom and Six to the drive-in and is not prepared for a barrage of questions about his past.
Two aliens in a flying saucer (voices of Joey Lawrence and Michael Stoyanov) choose the Russo home as the site for their observations of earthling behavior, particularly their susceptibility to the seven deadly sins, which are illustrated in encounters between the various characters. (This being a family sit-com, sloth gets the most airtime.)moreless
Blossom and Anthony scheme to fix up a lonely Buzz with Anthony's cantankerous EMT partner Mrs. Peterson. Meanwhile, Joey takes notes from Nick on a school project.
Blossom's 18th birthday makes her blue; Joey writes a letter to Hillary Clinton about health care; Carol's ex has an odd proposal for Nick; and Shelly's cousin Robin isn't thrilled to meet Anthony because of something Shelly hasn't told her about Anthony - that fact that he's white.
Joey turns to a childhood imaginary friend for help when he suspects a teammate is using steroids; Blossom volunteers to baby-sit Carol's daughter, then is invited to a concert.
Fabian, Phyllis Diller and Jimmie Walker become part of Blossom's beach party fantasy as Shy is Otto's hostage on the eve of the Ruler of the Waves surf contest.
Six's date, who is Vinnie's best friend, makes a pass at Blossom and then denies it; Joey's secret admirer turns out to be a gay teammate; Anthony's father-in-law visits and discovers that he once arrested Nick during a 1970s campus protest.
There's something cooking between Blossom and her supervisor at a homeless shelter; meanwhile, Nick tries becoming a vegetarian, and Anthony can't stomach a waiter's racial slurs.
Blossom becomes bitter when she realizes that Nick is in love with Carol; Joey finally has sex with his new girlfriend but worries that it will ruin their relationship.
After his breakup with Rhonda, Anthony accompanies Joey to a function at the Playboy Mansion, while Blossom attempts to write a romance novel to fund her college education.
In a psychiatrist's office in the near future, Nick recalls the good old days, when Blossom got her SAT scores, Anthony proposed to Rhonda and Joey got a bad break en route to the big leagues.
Six has run off with Sonny, and only Vinnie and Blossom know where they've gone. Blossom tries to talk Six out of her infatuation, but it ends only when Sonny is arrested and immediately falls for a female prison guard.
Blossom is horrified to learn that Six is dating a married ex-con ten years her senior. Meanwhile, Joey gets a letter from the President asking for his advice, and Vinnie and Anthony set up an illegal cable hookup.
After moving to Paris to live with her mother, Blossom finds a new boyfriend, friendly waiter Laurent, who gives her a tour of the romantic city par excellence.
Still upset over her breakup with Vinnie, Blossom has an opportunity to visit her mother in Paris over spring break - but she wants to move there permanently. It affects her best friend and her family as they realize that none of them can truly stop her from making this decision.moreless
Nick's money problems prompt the kids to help out, but when Blossom applies for a job at a record store, she discovers she has been beaten to the punch by Six. Meanwhile, Joey decides to make a fortune speculating in baseball cards, while Anthony tries to sell cosmetics by phone.
Nick encounters an old friend; Blossom and Vinnie becomes closer after he asks her to the prom; and Joey and Anthony have a close encounter with a UFO.
Six begs Blossom to accompany her on a final practice drive before getting her license; Buzz announces he has gotten married; Joey is visited by two beautiful models, but no one will believe him.
Blossom and Six ponder the passage of time; Joey's too nervous to open a college letter of acceptance; Anthony pops the question to Rhonda; Nick learns his date comes with strings attached.
Nick is upset when the stand-up comic he is dating makes fun of him on the Arsenio Hall Show; Joey falls in love with Rhonda's niece; Blossom and Six make a serious video about safe sex that gets a thumbs down from the principal.
Blossom is called for a Harvard interview, and Buzz tries to dissuade her from rejecting college to stay with her beau by telling her of his World War-II era romance with her grandmother Ruby.
Six considers having sex with her new boyfriend; Blossom's class change religions for a week, so she seeks information about Judaism from a wise, wisecracking rabbi; Joey and Anthony buy an old car together.
Blossom gets drunk on spiked punch at a frat party and wakes up nude in a stranger's bed; Rhonda moves in with Anthony while her apartment is fumigated; Joey gets a gorgeous math tutor.
Grounded on Halloween, Joey gets mistaken for a crazed prowler, while Nick, Anthony, and Buzz have their car break down outside a very macho bar -- in costume as a female rock band.
Blossom and Six are arrested when stolen items turn up in their garage sale; pro-baseball scout Chico Barranca visits Joey to see if he has a future in baseball.
Blossom and Six try to get fake IDs to get into a club; Anthony loses his first patient, an old comedian who left him laughing in the ambulance, and wants to have the funeral at the house.
Joey has a deadline for a story about himself, but is continually distracted by fantasies about beautiful women; Blossom is upset when Vinnie wants to go out with his ex-girlfriend.
Tony is depressed about splitting up with Rhonda; Blossom is happily in love with Vinnie, until he suggests they should see other people; Joey thinks it is his fault that the girl he split up with was in an accident.
Blossom forges her detention slip in order to sneak out to a big rock concert; Nick lies about where he's spending the night after he hits it off with a country singer.
Six shows how much her parents' breakup bugs her when she and her mother stay at the Russo house overnight while theirs is being sprayed by an exterminator; and a 12-year-old boy develops a crush on Blossom.
Blossom and Six wait in line for 15 hours to get tickets to C+C Music Factory; Joey gets his first baby-sitting job; Anthony is mystified by a female co-worker's hostility
Blossom is paired with a tough guy for a household management class exercise, and targeted by his girlfriend, the school female bully; Nick is interviewed for his old high school newspaper by his old "most likely to succeed" classmate, who has a crisis in the living-room closet; and Anthony fears falling off the wagon because of drugs he's given for toothache.moreless
Blossom is confident about her PSATs, while Six suffers from exam nerves; and things turn out differently then either expects. Meanwhile, Anthony's IQ is tested by a trip to the racetrack with Buzz.
The Russos spend a turbulent Christmas: It isn't a wonderful life for Nick as Christmas approaches, since a musicians' strike forces him to take a gig in a mall organ store.
After the Russos invite the LeMeures for dinner, Six and Blossom hope their respective single parents will fall in love; but when they stay in Santa Monica overnight, Six gets very nervous.
Blossom is sick in bed with the flu. To help her pass the time, her father rents several movies, one of which creates nightmares for a very delirious Blossom.
Joey gets a job in a Mexican cafe and falls for a colleague, but she only speaks Spanish. Tony saves a famous photographer's life. Meanwhile, Six worries about her parents getting divorced and begins spening more time at the Russos.
Joey's cheating lands him in an advanced English class, while an innocent Blossom is labeled a "naughty girl" when an old friend spreads a vicious rumor.
Blossom enjoys unchaperoned bliss on a school band trip, which enables her to play around in a hotel room with Six. In the room, Blossom and Six take a bubble bath in a Jaccuzzi (with their bathing suits on) and of course overflow it. Meanwhile, at home, Nick fears Anthony is messing around again. ''''moreless
Blossom and Six find a marijuana cigarette, then Blossom loses it in the house, where it's found by Nick, who wants to weed out the dope the joint belongs to.
Blossom leans on Six for support while calling a boy for a date; Anthony tries to help a friend stay sober; Nick gives Joey a hard lesson in mathematics.
Prompted by old home movies Blossom has transferred to video, the family retreats to the cabin by the lake where they'd shared happier times in the past.
Nick is disturbed by Blossom's increasing interest in sex, while after sneaking off to a make-out party with Six and two boys, guilty Blossom dreams discussion-show host Phil Donahue has her in a segment on "Women Who Lie to Their Parents."
Nick leaves Blossom in charge of home one night while he performs on a cruise ship, and her imagination kicks into high gear when she sees Anthony's new girlfriend Stephanie stealing a family heirloom but is afraid to tell him for fear he will be driven back to drugs.
Blossom looks forward to her first prom date, with Joey's friend Bobby, but after Joey warns him about Bobby's reputation as a ladies' man, Nick forbids her to go out with him.
As Blossom records a video diary entry, she hears her parents arguing. Then they tell Blossom they have an appointment with the family lawyer. Blossom daydreams about what will happen when her parents divorce, but they return home happily and tell her they were just updating their wills.