Joey: (as Blossom and Six are leaving) Listen, good luck with those fake ID's.
Anthony: What did you say about fake ID's?!?
Joey: Oh, Six and Blossom are gonna try to get fake ID's to go to a club. I told them I'd keep it a secret, though, like you and Tiffany.
Anthony: You said "I'll keep it a secret, like I did with Tony and Tiffany"?
Joey: Yeah. See, with all the stuff you guys got on me, I figure it's a perfect balance.
Anthony: In some ways, Joe, you're a genius.
Joey: Oh, I'm more than a genius. Dad says I'm an idiot savant!
Anthony: He's half right.
Blossom: We're gonna make fake ID's.
Joey: (laughing) Yeah, right! You know, you two are such losers, it's unbelievable. I mean, if they had a contest for the biggest losers in the whole world, I bet you two guys would come in second.
Six: Joey, if we're such losers, then why would we come in second?
Joey: Because you're such losers.