Joey: (flirting with a girl at Anthony's doughnut shop) Okay, 18 bucks to watch, and I'll throw in my skateboard. And I promise, I won't take up much of your time. Bambi: Hey, Tony, you know this guy? Anthony: Yeah, a little. Bambi: He's about to find himself in some hot water. Joey: Whoa. A jacuzzi!
Nick: (about kicking Anthony out of the house) Have you ever heard of something called tough love? Joey: Dad, I swear those aren't my magazines. Vinnie hid them under my bed! Nick: No. No. You see, Joe, whenever Anthony got in trouble, I bailed him out. With the police, with school, with your mother. When he bounced a check, I covered for him. I never let him suffer the consequences of his actions. Blossom: Isn't that what parents are supposed to do? Nick: Parents are supposed to help you grow up. And that's just what I'm doing.
Anthony: Dad, I am not ready for a job. Now, I'm working hard on staying sober. I go to meetings twice a day! Nick: I know, I know, and that's great, but you need to start going places where people have last names. Anthony: I will, when the time is right. Nick: I'm serious, Tony. You take and take in this household, and you don't put anything back in. Anthony: I clean out the kitty litter box every week. Nick: Scruffy died six years ago. Anthony: Geez. I wonder who's been using that box...
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