Jeff: There are different kinds of education, there's a school education, there's street education and then there's life education. Life education comes from your dad whipping your butt. When I was growing up I couldn't diagram a sentence but I knew not to leave power tools out in the rain.
Jeff: I believe that no matter what anybody says, everybody pees in the pool. Bill: Or in the shower Larry: Or in the sink (Jeff and Bill give him weird looks) Jeff: I believe...that's the last time I eat at your house.
Jeff: I believe that he who laughs last was too stupid to get the joke. Bill: (looks at Larry) He didn't mean anything personal...
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