I got this idea after seeing the PC Dukes of Hazzard sketch. I'll start.
PC Ferris Bueller's Day Off
(Jeff and Larry are sitting in a diner)
Jeff Foxworthy;Hey Larry, did you hear about the remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Larry the Cable Guy;I did. Now I hated the original but this one is probably gonna suck more than the original.
Jeff Foxworthy;I agree.
(A sign says "PC Ferris Bueller's Day Off")
(Ferris is actually sick. Mrs Bueller walks into the room)
Mrs.Bueller;Ferris, it's time to go to school.
Ferris Bueller;I can't mom I'm sick.
(Mrs.Bueller puts her hand on his head)
Mrs.Bueller;You're right, honey, you are sick. You better stay home.
(Ferris is about to walk out the door)
Ferris Bueller;Wait a minute I shouldn't go outside. It's very cold outside and I'm really sick.
(Ferris gets his cellphone out and dials Cameron's number)
(Cameron is sleeping in his bed faking sick)
Ferris Bueller;Cameron don't fake sick. It's dishonest.
Cameron;You're right, Ferris.
Ferris Bueller;Now how about you go to school.
Cameron;That's a good idea.
(Ferris looks at the screen)
Ferris Bueller;Well folks seeing as i'm really sick unlike Cameron I better be going back to bed.
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