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Do your own PC version of a Politically incorrect show

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    iamnotanerd

    [1]Aug 11, 2006
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    I got this idea after seeing the PC Dukes of Hazzard sketch. I'll start.

    PC Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    (Jeff and Larry are sitting in a diner)

    Jeff Foxworthy;Hey Larry, did you hear about the remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

    Larry the Cable Guy;I did. Now I hated the original but this one is probably gonna suck more than the original.

    Jeff Foxworthy;I agree.

    (A sign says "PC Ferris Bueller's Day Off")

    (Ferris is actually sick. Mrs Bueller walks into the room)

    Mrs.Bueller;Ferris, it's time to go to school.

    Ferris Bueller;I can't mom I'm sick.

    (Mrs.Bueller puts her hand on his head)

    Mrs.Bueller;You're right, honey, you are sick. You better stay home.

    (Ferris is about to walk out the door)

    Ferris Bueller;Wait a minute I shouldn't go outside. It's very cold outside and I'm really sick.

    (Ferris gets his cellphone out and dials Cameron's number)

    (Cameron is sleeping in his bed faking sick)

    Cameron;Hello?

    Ferris Bueller;Cameron don't fake sick. It's dishonest.

    Cameron;You're right, Ferris.

    Ferris Bueller;Now how about you go to school.

    Cameron;That's a good idea.

    (Ferris looks at the screen)

    Ferris Bueller;Well folks seeing as i'm really sick unlike Cameron I better be going back to bed.

    Edited on 09/13/2006 4:31pm
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    iamnotanerd

    [2]Jan 2, 2007
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    Politically correct Cinderella

    Once upon a time lived Cinderella who was loved and respected by her beautiful-impaired stepsisters and niceness-challenged stepmother. One day the niceness-challenged stepmother complained about the noise that was going on in the royal figure's ball. So Cinderella, Cinderella's acceptable alternative lifestyle questionable religion figuremother, her beautiful-impaired stepsisters and niceness-challenged stepmother went to the castle and asked the royal figure's son to cancel the party and he did. Then he and one of Cinderella's beautiful-impaired stepsisters met eye to eye and fell in love. The end.

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