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This might be a bit off topic, but the new redneck dictionary that just went on sale yesterday, does it include all the redneck words from season 1 (and season 2?) plus more?

I thought while there's a thread on it, i would start making redneck words. I figured rather than doing them from the show, we should just make new ones. And maybe, just maybe, if we get a big enough list, our editor (wb89er) can ask the moderators of tv.com if there's any way to give the list to the show! I doubt it, but maybe. For the dictionary (you can if you want to) I wanted it to match the dictionary that was just released (so the word, description, and used in sentence). I didn't know the verb, noun, etc. usage on some, so I guessed

Quaker (verb, adjective): To mention that the ground's shaking up. There's a quaker right now Bill, so I would advise not visiting us here today.

Woody (verb): To inquire. Woody like to visit us tonight?

Kentucky (verb): To ask about someone's typing. Kentucky this essay any faster?

There was another word, but I felt it would be disrespectful to the victims/survivors of the hurricanes.

The first (and still favorite) redneck word I heard on the show was "masterpieces." Larry the Cable Guy is shown leaning over a doctor's exam table, and he says something like "When that dog saw me comin', he leaped over the fence, opened his jaws and tore masterpieces."

I DONE GOT ER DID. U?

Composer: "Can we take one last pic before he goes to jail?"wife and kids "Ser Com pos er" Arresting officer

Let me try one:
Rubber(verb and noun): Hey, das my momma so you better rubber nicely.

I bought that book for my son, I can not wait to read it, is still under the Christmas Tree.

Aspect(verb, adjective): To mention that someone got beaten up by a bird.

Person 1: Hey where's person 2?
Person 3: Oh he got his aspect(ass pecked) by a bird the other day... had to go to the hospital.

Forgive me if this is bad to post. marijuana. Man 1: Do you and Mara wanna come over for dinner? Man 2: Ok.

I like the "Mayonase" one May on ase a lot of dumb guys in here. :O)

That was good too.

How about "ominous":
"Ominous get on out'cher way, aw'ight?"

Or "initial":
"I know this girl who for ten bucks'll...[insert sexually explicit language here]...initial [insert more sexually explicit language here]."

Or "barium":
"My cat died, and now I got to go dig a hole out back and barium."

Coincedence [go'in-see-this]

Coincidence movie. It's awsome!

assanine- I'll give er' face a 2 and er' assanine

the redneck word of the day is lava I lava somemore