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    growlphone

    [1]Oct 19, 2005
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    This might be a bit off topic, but the new redneck dictionary that just went on sale yesterday, does it include all the redneck words from season 1 (and season 2?) plus more?
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    growlphone

    [2]Oct 21, 2005
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    I thought while there's a thread on it, i would start making redneck words. I figured rather than doing them from the show, we should just make new ones. And maybe, just maybe, if we get a big enough list, our editor (wb89er) can ask the moderators of tv.com if there's any way to give the list to the show! I doubt it, but maybe. For the dictionary (you can if you want to) I wanted it to match the dictionary that was just released (so the word, description, and used in sentence). I didn't know the verb, noun, etc. usage on some, so I guessed

    Quaker (verb, adjective): To mention that the ground's shaking up. There's a quaker right now Bill, so I would advise not visiting us here today.

    Woody (verb): To inquire. Woody like to visit us tonight?

    Kentucky (verb): To ask about someone's typing. Kentucky this essay any faster?

    There was another word, but I felt it would be disrespectful to the victims/survivors of the hurricanes.
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    jtr115

    [3]Oct 27, 2005
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    The first (and still favorite) redneck word I heard on the show was "masterpieces." Larry the Cable Guy is shown leaning over a doctor's exam table, and he says something like "When that dog saw me comin', he leaped over the fence, opened his jaws and tore masterpieces."
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    lowee333

    [4]Oct 31, 2005
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    I DONE GOT ER DID. U?
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    lowee333

    [5]Oct 31, 2005
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    Composer: "Can we take one last pic before he goes to jail?"wife and kids "Ser Com pos er" Arresting officer
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    Ralphecution

    [6]Nov 23, 2005
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    Let me try one:
    Rubber(verb and noun): Hey, das my momma so you better rubber nicely.
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    WILDFANSRULE

    [7]Dec 12, 2005
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    I bought that book for my son, I can not wait to read it, is still under the Christmas Tree.
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    DigitalCrash29

    [8]Jan 10, 2006
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    Aspect(verb, adjective): To mention that someone got beaten up by a bird.

    Person 1: Hey where's person 2?
    Person 3: Oh he got his aspect(ass pecked) by a bird the other day... had to go to the hospital.
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    putertrekkie

    [9]Jan 11, 2006
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    Forgive me if this is bad to post. marijuana. Man 1: Do you and Mara wanna come over for dinner? Man 2: Ok.
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    WILDFANSRULE

    [10]Jan 24, 2006
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    I like the "Mayonase" one May on ase a lot of dumb guys in here. :O)
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    putertrekkie

    [11]Jan 30, 2006
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    That was good too.
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    Fekul_the_Baby

    [12]Jul 6, 2006
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    How about "ominous":
    "Ominous get on out'cher way, aw'ight?"

    Or "initial":
    "I know this girl who for ten bucks'll...[insert sexually explicit language here]...initial [insert more sexually explicit language here]."

    Or "barium":
    "My cat died, and now I got to go dig a hole out back and barium."

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    Zentaku

    [13]Oct 20, 2006
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    Coincedence [go'in-see-this]

    Coincidence movie. It's awsome!
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    70sguygx

    [14]Oct 21, 2006
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    assanine- I'll give er' face a 2 and er' assanine
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    7dog123

    [15]Dec 30, 2006
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    heres one of the redneck word  of the day is (mask) may I Mask u something?

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    7dog123

    [16]Jan 16, 2007
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    the redneck word of the day is lava I lava somemore
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    mrsmickwrong200

    [17]Feb 24, 2008
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    NACHO-ITS NACHO TURN
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