Jeff: Today we have 700 channels on TV, and think if we didn't have the remote control, the channel changer wheel would be the size of a tractor tire. 700 channels, we didn't have 700 channels growing up, we had 3 channels when I was a kid, and if the president was on, your night was shot. "The president's on! He's on every channel! We're gonna miss Flipper!"
(to the girl filling his drink) Ron: What, are you Mormon, sweetheart? Hit it!
Jeff: I believe it is not possible to study for a rectal exam. Ron: Especially if you're cramming.
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