Blue Heelers

Mark: Joss, you and Kelly can go out on patrol this morning. Joss: Yes sarge. Mark: It seems some members may yet have an illegal blood alcohol reading.

Mark: There's painkillers in the first aid kit. Alex: Thanks, sarge, but I've already had a packet of them.

Susie: You go and bond with Alex. I'm through with you.

Chris: You drinking or thinking?

Tom: Now, who wants brussel sprouts? Sam & Daisy: Ewwww yuck! Tom: Did I say brussel sprouts? I meant fish & chips. Sam & Daisy: Yaaaaay!

Daisy: Granddad, do you like brussel sprouts? Tom: Oooh no, I hate them. Daisy: I told her that they were disgusting.

Mark: He'll be mad to turn up here. Tom: He IS mad!

Tom: (about Baxter) He's an opportunistic evil-minded sadist.

Alex: Boss, PJ's on his way back. Tom: What? Why? Amy: Talk about boys and wild animals! Tom: Shut up.

Mark: Yeah, spare parts are the issue, they don't actually make them anymore. Joss: They probably use parts from another gun. Mark: Yeah they do, it's called budget economics. Alex: No, it's called putting members at risk.

Alex: Lucky it's not me going to Melbourne for repair!

Alex: My nose is fine in case you were wondering! Jonesy: I wasn't.

Joss: His mate is dead. Mark: Yes, but his phone isn't...

Jonesy: I keep missing what's going on under my nose, don't I?

PJ: Who's on trial here?

Alex: Come on, blow your nose. Wipe away your tears. (Jonesy punches him) Jonesy: Laugh at that one! (leaves) Alex: (to Susie) Could you pass me one of those?

Susie: (to Jonesy) Wow, you're a man of so many talents.

Alex: (about Kelly and Joss) Glad it's them and not me. Amy: Part of their training, Kirby.

Jonesy: You scared the crap out of me, woman, now I'm going to scare the crap out of you.

Jonesy: I could've had a heart attack!

Susie: Go on then, Sir Evan.

Susie: What's this, old-fashioned chivalry?