Blue Heelers

Mr Barker: Everything was fine the last time I was here. Maggie: Exactly when was that Mr Barker? Mr Barker: About 5 years ago. PJ: That narrows it down a bit. So when was the last time we had a report of someone stealing a whole house Doyle? Dash: Maggie, my social life is going right down the tubes. Maggie: (on the phone talking about the stolen house) Not so far it hasn't? OK, look thanks for your time anyway. Bye! Maggie puts down the phone. Dash: See, because I have to cycle into work every morning, it means I'm in bed by nine thirty each night. My sex-life is virtually non-existent! PJ: Alright, so where did it go? Nick: Er, it could have been zapped by little green men from Mars. PJ: That's very true, it could have been demolished or sold for scrap. Nick: Anytime in the last five years because it's been that long since Bob Barker's seen the place. PJ: Yeah we should get the removalists and demolition guys to check it out. Nick: Do you want me to do it? PJ: Do you wanna do it? (smiling) Nick shakes his head. PJ: No well Doyle and I'll do it. Nick: OK! PJ: OK! Dash: It's Welter. PJ: Yeah, yeah I meant Welter. Dash: (looking incredulously) You've heard of them? PJ: Yeah, just because I'm ancient doesn't mean I'm err, out of touch with the music scene Dash.