Blue Heelers

Mark: Kelly, Joss got a dirty thirty down at the railway yard. Kelly: What's a dirty thirty? Mark: Ah, it's a drunk, it's old copper talk. Joss: Before our time Serg. Mark: Yeah alright off you go.

Alex: This is their honeymoon, they're not going to drive off a cliff. They'll shack up in a motel somewhere, drink the mini bar dry. Boss: You think this is all some sort of joke do you Kirby? Alex: I was being serious. Boss: An unfamiliar state no doubt.

Alex: Morning foxy. Amy: Don't...I'm still waiting for an update on last night. Alex: Last night was, great. Amy: I'm so pleased. Is there anything else you thought might be useful for me to know? Alex: Well they didn't get much sleep either. Amy: Ah, nature still running it's course is it? So what have we achieved? Alex: Oh well, you know, buggar all but that's ok it'll happen sooner or later. Amy: You are unbelievable! And I thought the utter lack of concern was an act. Well are they under surveillance or not? Alex: Well the manager will let us know if there's any movement. Amy: That is not good enough!

Amy: So which is it, he's a child or a man? You can't have it both ways. Megan: People can be both. Amy: Not in the eyes of the law.

Alex: What do your mates reckon Luke, you a bit of a hero? I reckon you are. Amy Thanks senior constable. Alex: I reckon I was on to something. Amy: He didn't need to hear it. The poor kid has been corrupted enough.

Susie: Luke Parnell is barely out of short pants and he's sleeping with his english teacher. Amy: Has she been charged? Alex: The kid would rather we gave him a medal. Amy: Well, if she has been having sex with a child in her care she'll be getting more than that!