Blue Heelers

Jonesy: Alex was in uniform and he was getting out of a marked car. Matt: Pig shooters? Amy: Not quite the way I would have put it.

Amy: You should see a doctor. Boss: There is nothing a doctor can do to help me! Amy: Sorry for the intrusion.

Alex: I'm saying eat this, do that, I don't even believe it myself. Acting Sergeant, acting Dad.

Joss: Kel, we are meant to be here to serve and protect. Kelly: That's American you moron.