Jelly Jiggler: Why are we wearing these masks?
Bo-BoBo: Because they look cool.
Narrator: BOXERS?!? Service Man, out of service!
Narrator: These frosty foes are falling faster than a fat flamingo on a frozen football field in Fresno! Can you feel the friction?
Beauty: (angrily) Whose idea was it to bring back Service Man?!
Roman Samurai: (about Don Patch; thinking) I don't get it. What is he? Or is he even a he, or is he a she? I haven't seen a creature this unusual since my high school prom date. (to Don Patch) Were you my high school prom date?!
Narrator: Sorry about that, I must have dozed off. But I feel like a whole new man!
Engineer: Good, because the old one's getting docked for sleeping on the job. Word just came down from upstairs.
Rem: When the sleep meters reach their max, you will sleep for eternity! Or until the show gets canceled, whichever comes first...
Beauty: Oh, no! The sleep meters are all reaching their max! Oh, I hope we can make it till the show goes on hiatus... even though I have to pain the producer's house.
Roman Samurai is defeated in this episode.