Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Season 1 Episode 14

Narrator: Well, there you have it, friends. Gasser's first word is "ah-oo," as he makes a miraculous recovery. But where did he get that red rose? Do you suppose... No. Nevermind. Oh, just look at him go. He flings to the left. He flings to the right. He could be goo-gooing and flinging all night. Nevertheless, something's just not right. Maybe Bo-BoBo can figure out what it's all about.
Bo-BoBo: Hey, don't look at me. I don't understand "goo-goo gah-gah" lingo. Ask Beauty.
Beauty: Uh-uh.
Narrator: I think what we've got here is a baby Gasser, or maybe just a gassy baby. He is a fiesty little fella. But that pacifier is a thorny issue. Anybody want to burp the boy?

Narrator: I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is, I ate 5 bran muffins and still have my trampoline class to attend. Keith, the booger ball captain, is unconscious. The good news is, he's dreaming of drink an ice cold sparkling soda on a porch in the hot summer sun. Yes, he's in la-la land, but he doesn't know it. He's also dreaming of his summer vacation, which won't be happening because he'll be in the hospital through October, recuperating. But there's more good news. He will fully recover and go on to attend a 4-year college and be a booger ball player again.
(cell phone rings)
Keith: Hello. Who's calling?
Woman: Congratulations. You have a beautiful 9-pound boy. Ah...
Narrator: Well, news like that would send anybody into shock, but Keith's not having a baby. It's just that he hurts so much, it feels that way.

Beauty: Then why don't you take him on?
Narrator: What will Don Patch do? Nothing. Considering the height of this young A-Block Lieutenant and the power of his playback vac, Don Patch has gone into a fear-induced trance.

Bo-BoBo: (in a wedding dress) What's that? Are you having second thoughts about us? Well?
Gasser: (thinking) I don't remember having first thoughts.

Bo-BoBo: (during the title card) You're all invited to Haunted HallowBo-BoBo! And bring gifts. I'm getting hitched.

Narrator: Yo, hammies, uh... homies, don't frown and get all down. Read those signs and you'll be fines. I've turned on my thinking cap and I'm plugged into rap. Here's my spin on Patches' patter. Gasser and bald boy got into a clatter while testing each other's teen 'tudes, and that's a whole matter. Sibiity-huh!

Narrator: Finally, that freaky dweeb's foot is off the Gasser. But that's because our teen, Gasser, is flat out of gas. Man, no wonder they say the teenage years are rough.