Narrator: Finally, I get to tell everyone about the last of the Cyber Knights, who was an onion. Well, he may have been a clove of garlic, but his name was J. That's my initial assessment. I'm so excited about this recap! We have some cool stuff planned! Cue the singers! What? No singers? How can they cut a budget that wasn't there to begin with?! I'm losing face here! I only have time to tell everyone that J, the last of the Cyber Knights, took down Softon?! Fine, if anyone wants me, I'll be in my trailer. Crying. Someone else can tell the viewers how upsetting all of this was to Torpedo Girl!