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Bo-BoBo: (thinking) This is unbelieveable! All our attacks have been blocked! I'd hate to say it, but i think we've met our match! But don't play with matches, kids!
Torpedo Girl: Because I had to test all your stupid jokes, Because I had to test everything about every one of you! And because... I'm a torpedo!
Bo-BoBo: I can't give up. There's got to be some way to defeat her. I just know there is. Think of a way. Think of a way. Think of a way. Think of a waay. (turns into a statue that resembles "The Thinker") Think of a way.
Beauty: HE TURNED INTO THE THINKER!!!
Torpedo Girl: That's another bad joke (attacks Bo-BoBo who then moans)
Jelly Jiggler: (gasps) She really got him!
Don Patch: Now it's up to us to think of away to defeat her!
Don Patch & Jelly Jiggler: Think of a way. Think of a way. Think of a way. Think of a way. Think of a way. (they both turn into Venus from the picture, "The Birth of Venus") Think of a way.
Beauty: YOU GUYS ARE THE BIRTH OF VENUS?!?!
(Torpedo Girl has turned into the Thinker)
Beauty: DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE TURNED INTO THE THINKER AS WELL!!!
Torpedo Girl: Don't tell me what to think! (attacks Jelly Jiggler & Don Patch)
Don Patch & Jelly Jiggler: But we didn't say anything!
Torpedo Girl: Do you finally understand? There is no one in the world who can ever beat me! That's because I...
Jelly Jiggler: (interrupting) A boy named Leo!
Torpedo Girl: A torpedo...
(Torpedo Girl growls; Jelly Jiggler is wearing a cone shaped hat and a toga)
Jelly Jiggler: Uhhh.... ehhhhh...
(Torpedo Girl attacks him)
Jelly Jiggler: Ahhhhh!!!
Torpedo Girl: At last. Now that I have some spare time I can finally finish that crossworrd puzzle. Hmm... it starts with a T... a seven letter word for water bomb. What can it be?
Don Patch: TORPEDO! It's an easy 7 letter word starting with T! Know what?! You're not serious! And that is no joke.
(shift to full body shot of Don Patch, he is wearing a unicorn/duck suit and holding a spatula)
Torpedo Girl: (attacks Don Patch) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!! (attacks him several more times)
Don Patch: (to Torpedo Girl) I don't care if you're a torpedo or a joke killer, you can't do that to my friends! And you'll pay for that! Don Patch sword time! (runs and steps on Jelly Jiggler who is moaning due to the previous attack)
Torpedo Girl: That's a green onion!! (attacks Don Patch)
Don Patch: It is?!
Beauty: I've warned him about using that.
Torpedo Girl: Using a green onion as a sword is not funny. And i know because, I'm a torpedo!
Torpedo Girl: Torpedo Girl! (pause) Oh, I got a blister on my heel!
(Beauty, Gasser, & Bo-BoBo all sigh)
Don Patch: Huh?
Jelly Jiggler: (on sign) Be back soon.
Don Patch: Oh, can we please start the show?
Bo-BoBo: (reading title card) Episode 34: "Torpedo Girl, Man or Myth?" (pause) "or Mythes?"
Torpedo Girl: Torpedo! Torpedo! Torpedo! Torpedo!
Beauty: That's how you laugh?!
Torpedo Girl: Uh-oh, I think I feel a sneeze coming! Ah, ahh! Torpedo!
Beauty: ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW YOU'RE A TORPEDO!!
Narrator: Bo-BoBo is about to tackle Torpedo Girl in Bo-BoBo World. But can he beat such an unbeatable opponent? I'd use one of my famous jokes right now, but I'm afraid Torpedo Girl might kick in my teeth, and I just had a root canal.
Dengaku Man: (about Torpedo Girl) Why is she always ignoring me like this?!
Narrator: I'm sorry. Did you say something?
Bo-BoBo: No, I've figured her out. You see... her torpedo is equipped with a powerful N-3 automatic tracking sensor that has an effective range of over 500 yards. When the electrical sensor of the reactor reaches 380 kilowatts, the main engine discharges a spark and detonates the reactor, which then allows the engine to increase its power to a maximum output of 400 horsepower.
Beauty: You understand all that?!
Bo-BoBo: Nope! I'm clueless cat!
Torpedo Girl: That sounded like a joke to me! (attacks Bo-BoBo)
Beauty: She really is a joke killer! Remember, you guys, don't say thing funny! Understand?
Jelly Jiggler: That's not an issue for us, especially with our joke writers.
Torpedo Girl: (attacks Jelly Jiggler) Your very existence itself is a big joke!
Jelly Jiggler: Then how can we stop you from killing our jokes?
Torpedo Girl: You can't stop me because... I'm a torpedo!
Beauty: (to Torpedo Girl) How could you protest against weapons?! You're a torpedo!
Narrator: The cannonballs were flying, and Jelly Jiggler was crying! It was fierce! What started out as a fight ended up with a bite! As Bo-BoBo laughed, OVER got the hair shaft!
Torpedo Girl: I know this because I'm a torpedo!
Torpedo Girl: Torpedo Girl! Aah! I got a blister on my heel! Darn!
Torpedo Girl: Wow! I'm dynamite! Uh-huh!
Torpedo Girl is officially introduced in this episode.
Starting with this episode, Bo-BoBo does the Bo-BoBo Rock-Paper-Scissors Fortune-telling event, in which during the episode he shows either a Bo-BoBo, Beauty, or Don Patch finger puppet and then when the episode ends he tells the fortune.
From one of the scenes where we actually see it happen, we learn in this episode that if Jelly Jiggler is broken into many pieces, he can pull all the pieces of himself back together and return to one piece.
Here is the list of jokes that made Torpedo Girl attack Bo-BoBo and the others. She attacked them 18 times.
1) Jelly Jiggler's phone booth attack.
2) Don Patch using his Don Patch Sword.
3) Bo-BoBo dressing up linke a girl and holding party favors and a lit match.
4) Gasser wearing glasses and saying Bo-BoBo's joke was quite humorous.
5) Jelly Jiggler's existence.
6) Bo-BoBo dressing up like a "clueless cat."
7) Don Patch dressing up in a duck suit.
8) Bo-BoBo wearing swimming trunks and an inner tube.
9) A singer popping out of Bo-BoBo's head saying, "No, they're not."
10) Jelly Jiggler interrupting Torpedo Girl when she's saying "'cause im a torpedo!", saying "A boy named Leo" and wearing a dunce hat.
11) Bo-BoBo turning into the statue, "The Thinker."
12) Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch posing like in the picture "The Birth of Venus."
13) Bo-BoBo making a funny face.
14) Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler using a toilet cleaner and a plunger to attack.
15) Don Patch, Bo-BoBo, and Jelly Jiggler wear silly clothes, inluding Don Patch dressing like Elvis, Bo-BoBo wearing a shirt with flowers on it, and Jelly Jiggler wearing his "nu" hankerchief.
16) Bo-BoBo using Jelly Jiggler as a torpedo.
The next ones aren't real jokes, but she attacked them anyways.
17) The three of them attacking her from three sides.
18) The three of them make a really weak apology.
Third time in the series that Bo-BoBo goes to Bo-BoBo World. The previous time was when he defeated June 7th in "World of Blabs-a-lot: The Sappiest Place on Earth!"
Running Gag: 1) Dengaku Man dressing up silly, then challenging Torpedo Girl (still calling her OVER), but she ignores him. 2) Torpedo saying "I'm a torpedo!"
Torpedo Girl was a commercial actor and a broadway star.
A plunger and a toilet scrubber were used as arrows to attack Torpedo Girl.
Dengaku Man is constantly being ignored by OVER/Torpedo Girl.
Torpedo Girl destroys anyone who tells a bad joke.
Annie Get Your Torpedo: Name
The name of Torpedo Girl's broadway play is a spoof of the play, Annie Get Your Gun.
Torpedo of the Opera: Phantom of the Opera
Torpedo Girl's broadway play is similar to Phantom of the Opera.
The company Torpedo Girl's commercial was on is a spoof of CNN.
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