The Burgers of the Day are:
One Horse Open Slaw Burger (comes with slaw, no horse)
Santa Claus is Cumin to Town Burger (with cumin)
Home For The Challah-Days Burger
The SiLentil Night Burger (comes with lentils)
Fifth Day of Christmas Burger (comes with five golden rings of onion)
The building next to Bob's Burgers is Cane You Dig It? Candy Cane Outlet and the name on the exterminator's van is Silent Mice Exterminators.
(Chet is having a 'conversation' with the mannequin Nadine he has just been reunited with. The family watches)
Tina: Chet's a really good listener.
Linda: That's important to a woman.
Bob: Lin, she's a mannequin.
Gene: Who won't shut up, apparently.
Linda: It's not here yet, but I want to go on record and say this is the best Christmas ever! Whoah!
Bob: I know; we might actually be able to afford to buy the kids something nice. Maybe I can sneak out later while you cover for me.
Linda: Yeah, I'll tell the kids you're dropping off a present for your mistress. Hehe, as if!
(Bob is skeptical of Chet's claims)
Chet: Well then, if I wasn't a mannequin, how come I don't know how to use a computer? Explain that, Bob.
Bob: (loud whispering) Chet's crazy, Lin. Do you think he'll kill us before or after Christmas?
Linda: (loud whispering) I don't think he will - he said he's not a murder mannequin.
Chet: You two really need to work on your whispering.
Chet: I used to be a mannequin. You don't need to be afraid of me; I'm not one of those 'murder mannequins' or 'satanic mannequins'.
(Chet has just told the family that he used to be a mannequin)
Tina: I get it; one day you became anatomically correct. (beat) I just went through that.
Bob: I haven't talked to Uncle Ernie in years.
Gene: 'Talking to Uncle Ernie' would be a great code for going to poop.
Bob: Gene, he just died.
Gene: It's a fitting tribute!
Chet: The name's Chet; short for 'Chester', long for ...'/ch/'.
(Chet has been frozen in the window all day)
Linda: Okay, Chet, we're closed. You can move now.
Chet: (animating) Whoo! I am full of lactic acid - and ideas for tomorrow's window.
(Chet is part of a display in Bob's window)
Louise: It's been 2 hours and he still hasn't moved! UGH!
Gene: I'm tired of pantsing him; it's like pantsing a stone.
Tina: Or a grandpa.
(going to the storage unit they've just inherited)
Tina: I still have a good feeling about this.
Linda: There could be an old car in there! Or a whole bunch of fur coats.
Gene: I'm going to throw paint on them!
Linda: (to Bob) Oh, I'm so mad I could stomp!
Gene: (from another room) Do it, mom! Do the stomping dance!
Linda: (clenches fists, turns and leaves, stomping her foot each time she speaks) Don't! Bother! Bringing! The! Mistletoe! To! Bed! But! Do! Bring! Me! A! Snack! Chocolate!
Chet: (angrily) I hope your face can catch, Bob, because I'm throwing your words back in it!
This was the first episode to air on Fox with a content warning due to the sex shop scene.